basically

Yiling
19 happy years
born 1 May 1990
Chongfu Primary
Anderson Secondary
Victoria Junior College :D
Nanyang Technological University

likes

CATS,
mahjong,
picking at scabs and fascinating bruises,
184cm tall guys called weiyi :),
bitching,
all things pretty,
making someone smile,
reading good stuff,
waking up late, making a pretty layout,
sleeping while a storm is raging,
winning,
an impeccable colour sense,
Paperchase products,
going overseas,
dark chocolate,
KTV-ing,
feeling accomplished :D,
watching movies,
laughing,
my pink N73,
taking photos with my fabulous Canon Digital Ixus 860 IS,
Sakae Sushi buffet,
THE BRITISH ACCENT,
being pleasantly surprised,
SALES,
shopping in general,
quality time with friends,
MY POST-ALEVELS

past

08/01/2003 - 09/01/2003
09/01/2003 - 10/01/2003
10/01/2003 - 11/01/2003
11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003
12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004
01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004
02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004
03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004
05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004
06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004
07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004
08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004
09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004
10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004
11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004
12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005
01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005
02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005
03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005
04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005
05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005
08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005
09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005
10/01/2005 - 11/01/2005
11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005
12/01/2005 - 01/01/2006
01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006
03/01/2006 - 04/01/2006
04/01/2006 - 05/01/2006
05/01/2006 - 06/01/2006
06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006
07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006
12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007
01/01/2007 - 02/01/2007
02/01/2007 - 03/01/2007
03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007
04/01/2007 - 05/01/2007
05/01/2007 - 06/01/2007
06/01/2007 - 07/01/2007
07/01/2007 - 08/01/2007
11/01/2008 - 12/01/2008
12/01/2008 - 01/01/2009
01/01/2009 - 02/01/2009
02/01/2009 - 03/01/2009
03/01/2009 - 04/01/2009
04/01/2009 - 05/01/2009
05/01/2009 - 06/01/2009
06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009

credits

ke ai de LINGGA

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In this tagboard, :) and :D will show up as they are. Aren't I brilliant!


Sunday, September 28, 2003

Hey... I am suffering from depression.. got quite a lot of sums dunno how 2 do... haiz... i left so many blanks... well at least i found out that histry only need 2 finish science n the arts, dunnid do finish land n sea travel... not bad lah... but my maths... ARGH... y couldnt i haf been born wif a maths brain instead of an english brain or watever?? i m going to die on the day of maths finals... 15 Oct... wo wan le... tian ah...

Lingga says @#%$! at 7:31 PM

Saturday, September 27, 2003

Scare me sia... i got my mom to transfer the printer from my sis's com over to my own coz i wanted 2 print song lyrics.... then later i on my com find out my mouse go bersek cannot move n i tot my mom fiddle wif my mouse, but she didnt, then we realise my mouse huai diao le... so she got my sis's mouse n replaced mine, and she gonna call Dell n cget another mouse or sth coz we got 1 yr guarantee.

I m so depressed.... i nv do much hw nor studying. my will power SUX. n i m being hounded by mosquitos again.

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:57 PM

I FINALLY FOUND 向左走 向右走 (XIANG ZUO ZOU XIANG YOU ZOU BY GIGI LEUNG) LYRICS!!!!!!! GRACE IS HELPING ME TRANSLATE FROM FAN TI TO JIAN TI!!!! ROX ROX ROX!! 2 THINK I SPENT 15 MINS LISTENING 2 THE DAMN SONG 2 GET THE HAN YU PIN YIN!!!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:12 PM

Aiyo... yesterday when I wanted to shower, I noticed the water in same state as the water coolers at Anderson!! KAOz... That stupid milk invade my skool not enuff cum n bother my shower head... qian bian man... i noe AND say those r jus bubbles, but i cant help but think otherwise. It is REALLY milky and white lor... got foam like that one... pools of milky things in the water... ergh... i told my mom n she say "mei you shi de la shui only la ni gen wo qu cong liang liao"

-____________-'' ta hao guan xin wo hor....

I have a new favourite song... 0932 by Jordan Chan... ROX!!!

Today nv do much... finished my eng compre... halfway thru my chinese compo... lost my chinese zuo ye... (dunno where the HELL it is) haf 30 pgs of history 2 finish, n muz do one crap maths paper. Plus revise. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I m going 2 write down lyrics now.. ta daz~ Later

0932 ROX!!!!!!!!!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 3:31 PM

Friday, September 26, 2003

OMG!! WEEKEND FINALLY HERE!!

*cheers*

4got 2 mention yesterdayhor mrs kamal came up wif one more LAME activity lor... she wan us to think of a slogan 4 Anderson. HELLO???? Like, "the best is yet 2 come" for ASC(I)?!

So me n Jia n Amy n Jeremy were like in a grp, and we dunno wat 2 write. Then Jia say wat "We're like oil, oways on top" *falls over due 2 laughing* so funny u noe! we added for fun :) Got:

We believe in war, not peace.
Fire on water, never doused.
Fight with the best, die like the rest. (O.O)

Then one more i think of one :) I was like thinking, "We dont follow footsteps. We make them." Ohohohohoho... then got Jia improvise it to sum shakespeare sounding phrase "Footsteps we follow not... *4get liao*" uh... the ;ast word was wrought! Yah well. So. We have 5 nice ones on the paper right? Mrs Kamal picked Jeremy 2 b our representative. Jeremy stand up blur blur n he stare at the paper. And he AND HE---

Got SOOOO many nice ones right??? he went to say---

"We're like oil, always on top of water."

KABOOSH

Sitting nex 2 him gifs me veri good precision. Unfortunately mrs kamal caught me.

Today ah... wat happened today huh? nth big, except i started on my science revision. And oh yah. Jia told me this really funnny incident that happened after i'd gone home, n she n Sasa stayed back...

She said she was like sitting in the classroom when she noticed Alvin (our sec 4 peer leader. well, he teaches us how 2 b immature.) trying to, 4 sum reason, creep past our classroom, n Jia was like -________________-'' wat the HELL r u trying to do, and Alvin was like very shocked n leg went up n hand 2 chest that kind of look -_____________________-''' and then later Alvin tell her she look like Tweety Bird. -_____________________________-''''' *falls* Ok. Well. Then she went to tell Sasa about it, and Sasa turn here, turn there, look, say her profile like Tweety. -___________________________________-''''''''''''''''' I m surrounded by weirdos.

So Jia oso got tell me another incident yesterday that reinforced the fact that Sasa got extraodinary talent - to sleep anywhere she goes. She was like sitting against the temporary wall put up to cut off the Sec 3 n 4 block away from our block rite, blowing her recorder, then Jia say suddenly she from classroom nv hear anything, so she went to check.

And she found Sasa lying there asleep. Then Jia say she go n SHAKE her hard she oso nv wake. So she sit there n wait 4 her 2 wake. Half n hour later, Sasa wake up n ask y Jia nv wake her up.

Seriously. Yi jing hen duo ci le!!!! Got once, not long ago... she was scribbling in Jia's hw diary n me n Jia were doing science paper... when we found that got no movement from Sasa's direction... then we realise she sleep liao. -.-'' i throw eraser at her.. she no reaction.... i throw again... she no reaction... i veri happy continue throwing... Then wan go home liao we go n SHAKE her... i use my wallet slap her...
then she groggily wake up n ask y we nv wake her up... *kicks Sasa*

A little info on Sasa:

Name: Liu Xinying Vanessa (nice name rite???)
Horoscope sign: Cancer (she has this thing wif crabs)
Nicks: Liu Sasa, Sasa
Weird interesting things: ability 2 fall asleep at command, attract RFO (round flying objects) in public (she was hit by an ORANGE during the CNY concert... got hit by basketball in PE, got hit by teddy bears toys at home), magnetic attraction 2 the wall (she knocked her head into the wall 3 times in AMK library on Wed n almost had head concussion 2day when i was dragging her up the stairs n she was draped over the railing near the wall).
My first impression of her: She was wearing her ATS uniform on the firs day of AND n i looked at her n went in my head "that girl like a little tood tood one..."
She looks: very dai. got cotton wool brain. Things that go into her head get stuck cannot process, so she tends 2 b veri slow in understanding.
Likes 2: Sing jay, draw crabbies, sing 60s oldies like "gei wo yi ge wen" n get bian by me, b tortured.

I shall do a profile on Jia tml. Yes. I may add more stuff about Sasa, but haven think of it yet. Nvm.

Lingga says @#%$! at 7:25 PM

Thursday, September 25, 2003

Today we had to take some dumb EFL test in the com lab, sacrificing out Computer Ed period... otherwise known as the CME test... to test wat we haf learnt from all those sessions in EFL... OMG. They can come up with something like THIS? Oh GOD.... How lame... The questions were damn lame too. -__________-'' Wat is wrong wif the setter?????? ok nvm... I got 65 out of 90... the highest in the level is only 75 so wat is there 2 cry 4 anyway? Then had 2 do 2 survey... i had 2 do 2!!!! sum/moz/watever ppl only had 2 do one... the firs survey (CCA thingy) kept comparing wif Xinmin, St Nic and RI... as if i wld noe whether they have adequete equipment for CCA???? HELLO?? and my sec survey load for the rest of the period nv load finish. so i haf 2 go home n do, coz muz do by 2day.

Then i took my music assessment 2day 2... wah lao so damn nervous... ms K C Lau kept smiling at me... so frightening.... oh well i did it anyway... i m going 2 go nuts if i hear Chan Mali Chan again.

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:30 PM

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Yoyoyo bloggie... 2 days nv update liao o... let me just complain about the guys in my class. (at least they claim 2 b boys)

They like to play water bottle soccer in front of the classroom, in front of the whiteboard, nex 2 the door. Like it so much it is an everyday affair... before skool, between classes, during recess, after school.... god. Jin Jun even recycles his Ice Mountain water bottle so they can go n use it as the "ball".... They like to scream, yell, shout while trying to get 2 the water bottle... got lots of plastic being flattened noise... did i mention that the continuous scream of an effeminate person plus the sound of plastic being flatteend can be very irritating and annoying, not to mention LOUD???!!!! GOD. I esp hate Seow Ho's voice. It is so loud... and so DEAD. I dunno how he passed his oral. Muz b coz he NCC. (another reason y u shld avoid NCC if u wan 2 retain sum of ur manliness. i mean, look at Seow Ho. Look at Sin Yeow.) Jia said that they most probably knew that they were very diu ren xian yan so don dare go out n play, oways hide in classroom... coz go out will get laughed at.

Let me elaborate on this matter a little... Seow Ho's name is Jerry Lim Seow Ho. But i really cannot bring myself to call him Jerry, when he has such a potential chinese name (Xiao He. Little river. HELLO? NOBODY CALLS THEIR SON LITTLE RIVER.) to make fun of. Plus, Jerry Lim and the hunky Jerry Yen do not mix. Nor match. Han Hui/Leroy/someone recently told us Seow Ho has been harbouring a crush on Sasa, his Campfire Nite dance partner, which Seow Ho himself promptly denied. Well, whatever. But that is all yi xiang qing yuan since I am sure Sasa, even though she is a little dai dai, will not choose Seow Ho.

Oh yah. Some boys seem to think that by picking up a bamboo pole, brandishing it in the air and swinging it at ur opponent and making them clash together is very COOL, and will make them more man than they r. Which in this case, isnt a lot at all. Dev and Rama r 2 perfect examples. They have apparently stopped trying to rape each other, and r trying 2 show 2 the class that they r MAN, and keep fighting each other with bamboo poles. They don realise how silly they look. HELLO? BAMBOO POLES AND U WAN US 2 CONNECT THOUGHTS OF X MEN OR STH? DREAM ON.

Sin Yeow oso very scary. He can actually b quite sadistic oso. During DT, i walked past him holding my old cat pencil holder (i do until halfway abandon it, n did another one), and stabbing a nail in its eye. He was hammering the nail into the eye. And when i asked what was he doing he just laughed in this TOTALLY EVIL WAY. o_O

Then our history teacher, who looks like history herself, told us must from pg 49 do until pg 83, nex monday hand up. WAH KAO... Is she ownself keep the wb for so long dowan let us do... then now she wan us at one go finish half the bk... stupid old woman...

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:30 PM

Sunday, September 21, 2003

 <<七月七日晴>>

说了再见是否就能不再想念 说了抱歉是否就能理解了一切
 眼泪代替你亲吻我的脸 我的世界忽然冰天白雪

五指之间还残留你的昨天 一片一片怎么拼贴完美

 七月七日晴 忽然下起了大雪 不敢睁开眼 希望是我的幻觉
 我站在地球边 眼睁睁看着雪 覆盖你来的那条街

 七月七日晴 黑夜忽然变白天 我失去知觉 看见相爱的极限
 我望着地平线 天空无际无边 听不见你道别

Thanks 2 Grace!

Lingga says @#%$! at 3:32 PM

DEPRESSION.... though i have finished my homework, I still haven colour the lit proj... and my maths //gram drawing...

And yesterday nite was so funny... we almost drove Popo insane... i think he suffer permanent brain damage man... And i finally saw Benben's font, after countless conversations where everybody speaks and he sits there silent... Linlin informed me perhaps he likes to sleep in front of the com...

Lingga says @#%$! at 2:51 PM

Yohoo bloggie! New template new face! :) I just couldnt resist the temptation of another template... my archives siao liao again... haiz, hu cares???

Lingga says @#%$! at 2:43 PM

Saturday, September 20, 2003

Everyday when you return from your school, whether is it from a secondary school, a junior collage, a polytechnic, or ITE, you would probably think that school sucks. All that work & stress under your lecturer's or teacher's homework or assignments, or tutorials... But think about this, i mean really think. All the time spent with your classmates, all the laughter, sorrows, and happiness of knowing that your friends are there in your class. Now imagine them gone, perhaps part of them or even all of them. You may not realise it, but when advancing into the next level of education, it is inevitable that some friends will be parting with you. What is all this you ask yourself. What I ask is of you to think, what do those people who were once or were still your classmates and friends meant to you. Anyone who has at least finished their o levels and has graduated from respective schools would know the feeling of parting with your classmates & friends. Not knowing when you still see them again. Perhaps the next day, the next week, month, years, or even decade. Perhaps one day, you would realised how bitter sweet those memories were, the fun you had with your classmates & friends. That is why ever so often when you asked someone which is the most fond memories they had in their years in education, they would often have that sadness in their eyes, but yet, they smile briefly. It's the memories of their school friends. Those unforgettable years of laughter & happiness in school. Each classmate had suffered under the same stresses in school. The teachers, whether they are kind or extremely strict. So treasure your schooling days, don't complain, because you never know when you will miss them dearly. And perhaps shed a tear for those treasured times in your youth.

I admit I didnt write this. It's by some guy called Lim Kun Xian. And i so dunno him. I just found it on his neopets lookup. It is really meaningful, so I'm posting it here. Read it, and think.

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:25 PM

Thursday

The skool's counsellor Mrs Tan came in during CI lah... and she held up this peice of paper with this human body shape drawn on it. Then she handed out pieces of paper then ask us to write our names and paste it anywhere on the body... I get up there very buay song, cannot find a nice nice spot then i paste it on the hip there...

Then later eevryone write liao hor, she go n ask us why we chose that spot... i daydreaming there wat, nv expected her to call my name wat... then she look at the body and then ask "How about Deng Yiling?" And i was like all blur diao... then i was thinking frantically wat 2 say... then i tot of sum crap like "coz i m a average person" like that... then when i stood up to say i said "normal and ave person!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HELLO?? NORMAL???? God. my brain is turning into mush!! y did i say that???

Then Jia whispered 2 me, say wat she bound to start toking about the class is a whole, like the body or sth, and i agreed, coz they everytime tok about that kind fo stuff one lor! i mean, so totally lame. n i bet is that stupid mrs kamal hu ask her 2 cum n tok 2 us... I tell u no use one ah. Sure got so many SICKOs in our class hu wont "co-operate", no matter what they say. I dunno wat 2 tell all those adults u noe. They will NEVER understand what it is like to be US, no matter what they SAY. Our class is IMPOSSIBLE to improve. I m toking about all thos itsy bitsy pieces that REFUSE to go along with the whole. What is WRONG with them??? God. Then Mrs Tan start saying like the class is a whole, like the body, and no part of the body can feel left out (see???) ... BLAH BLAH BLAH... then she ask if got anyone really really hate this class. Of course SIN YEOW has 2 raise his hand.

Doesnt he UNDERSTAND that if he sum how acted a little smarter he'll have more ppl toking to him in normal english than ppl toking in simple simple simple chinese that is repeated 2/3 times. Seriously. I dont even understand the words that cum out of his mouth some times. It's not that i HATE him, but oh god, he's really irritating sumtimes!!!!! But i guess he cant help being born like that. His mother must have been so throroughly exasperated by his actions that nth is left of her except a limp wrung out rag. But then i saw her last time n she looked pretty normal. Hmm. Maybe she's just used 2 it.

So, Mrs Tan said that there is a part of our body not feeling well, blah blah, the likes... (refering 2 sin yeow, of course) then like very enthu and that our class will bcum the wonder class in 3 wks... horhor... dream on man.

Then we stayed back do that dumb lit drawing... i draw until very shuang... sasa draw her dove grey room until very precise... take a very long time... heh heh. Then i went home first lor... reached home at 7.10. NO USE COM??!!! WAAAAA...

Friday

Lao kui... I 4got wear PE shorts, only wear PE T-shirt...

I realised it at AMK MRT Station when going out...then i freaked out completely... went around the classes asking for PE shorts... Ke yi bang wo de jiu shi bu bang wo... (Cheryl say wat it is bad luck to wear another person's PE shorts.... sum more near exam) And god, i called sasa at 6.58am in the morning trying to tell her 2 bring me a pair of PE shorts, when i was answered by some one keep making distorted noises over the phone... i tot is someone playing trick on me but realised is the reception problem... then i found out she in the SHOWER... n i called like 3 times... third time i think her mom picked up the phone n said in a calm voice she still in shower, when she cums out i will tell her 2 call u. I was like, HECK, 7.15 SHE IN THE SHOWER STILL??????? Then finally she call me n i almost freaked out, and i asked her whether she got and she tell me all washing.... -____________-'' AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE.... Then we go down liao i located jin ning n tot i was saved because jin ning always wear PE shorts one n she same size as me, then i found out she was wearing her NETBALL SHORTS! Oh god... heaven is playing a joke on me... i swapped shorts with her anyway after second period... oh god oh god the shorts are SOOOOOOOOO SHORT!!!! AHHH... Then i found out from sasa that she wasnt in the shower. SHE WAS DOING HER HW N SHE NV TELL ANYONE AND EVRYONE TOT SHE WAS SHOWERING. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THRU 2 HER SO MUCH EARLIER!!!!!!! qi si wo................

Wah kao... Stayed back do the Lit until siao man... we colour until veri horrible... the dove grey room like prison cell... my pearl pink room like sumone called Barbie had designed it... The powder blue room likeveri mismatched... I just noe that i wld rather die than live in a house like that... the interior designer mus b BLIND... but the architects (US) r geniuses. It's all the fault of the interior designers (US AGAIN)... WAAAAAAAAAAA... then we couldnt finish haf 2 bring home n do... we split it into 4... (the other one was the old grandmother's room... sasa draw until veri diff 2 colour i think... veri zi xi...) then sasa dunno how 2 draw vase ask me help her draw n i draw until veri nice :) :) :)... Then i 7.30 then reach home...

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:55 PM

Wahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Bloggie, i 2 days nv online leh!!! 2 days leh!!! WAAAAAA....

Lingga says @#%$! at 12:32 PM

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Today suddenly feel like come home so early leh! ^.^

Haiz... keep thinking of exams... crap lah..

Today got Lit prep exam class... then we all gotta stay back.. then Ms Sharmila conduct lessons with like 4 classes in the AVT, so noisy, not many ppl were really like LISTENING to her.. then she say until very scary leh! All the exam pre-work... ARgh.... then our monster mural still haven finish... actually supposed fri or sth like that hand up one, then sharmila say got ppl go n grovel to her, and she say she extend deadline to 4pm, nex monday. YAY!!! :) :)

Not much to say lah... Except yesterday 4got to mention that on the mrt home from woodlands, i met that boy again!!! Remember the one i wrote about, sitting on the floor playing wif his exercise bks and all, then making boomboom BIANG noises... well, this time he was waiting at the woodlands mrt station nex 2 me...

His shirt was like got hole under the armpit... his bag the strap wrong side and sliding down his shoulders liao he oso don care.. then he is those kind of fat ppl... not very, but quite.... uh, nvm... then he was like singing BSB and Westlife old songs lor.... -________________-'' WELL. I was like hearing "If i let u go, i wld nv noe.." wif some words pronounced nto clearly... and he a little out of tune lor... Wah kao... he kept singing all the way from waiting for the mrt until he alight at sembawang or wassit admiralty? anything.

yuan kao shi kuai dian jie shu... yuan kao shi kao de bu cuo... yuan 6A you hui you class gathering... yuan wo you neng qu bintan zhu mummy office the bungalow...

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:36 PM

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

Yoyoyo... dread...

Today go Woodlands library.. wanted to study one... but then too much distraction... i mean, LIBRARY LEH!! -________________-'' Got 5 nice bks... 2 FOX comic n 2 Sabrina and one look really delicious book ("Oh look how cute! Those grapes are trying to turn into raisins!")

Problem is, Jia and Shikin found lots of "SELF-DEVELOPMENT" (in short, sexuality stuff) bks ( u wont believe it the children section one even more interesting then adult section one leh) and they sit in a corner n read and everytime got ppl come they giggle n close it and i was like reading my FOX wat, so i nv join in the fun... but it looked very nice anyway...

Did u hear? Chongfu is going to go for the full session skooling nex yr. The p5 n P6 haf 2 stay until 2.30pm during normal skool day... but they mus wake up and go at the same time... however they r not allowed 2 haf remedials on Sats.. Sat is the day for teacher's personal development, wat crappy... Chongfu gonna b the firs 2 start this system, the rest of the skools 2006 then start... hehehe...

I wanna noe how the PSLEs will go.. wanna c how mrs chu's trained her army... mayb and top scholar?

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:56 PM

Monday, September 15, 2003

Hey bloggie I have like so much to tell you..

Exams exams EXAMS! 3rd Oct... and found out we wont be celebrating children's day! how sad! because sec 1s celebrate YOUTH DAY... WAAAAAA. The horror...

And that ren yao Wang lao shi hor, she go n mark N Level Exams, absent 4 one week. SHIOK! But then got this totally si bu yao lian tcher Gao lao shi take her place lor... she really xi bay shameless, read on n find out...

She firs thing come in she bian Anderson, ask us whether all our classes like 2/8, the class she went b4 she came to ours, so noisy she gotta spend 1/2 hr making them shut up. Then naturally no one reply lah, coz u don reply 2 this kind of no-need-answer question. Then she, without sitting down at all, holding her books thruout the lesson, she scolded a few of us, then she got started on her LIFE.

She start by telling us how she did for her PSLE lor... say wat she topped the entire skool (marymount convent) and got into Nan Zhong. And we were all like, "Nan Zhong? Shen me Nan Zhong?" Then Hanhui ask her for the eng name for her skool, and she was like, "y u wan my english name, i dowan gif u" then we all totally laugh lor, and Yixuan was like telling her, "Wo men yao ni de zhong xue de ying wen ming zi!" And she understood at last, and finally tell us she from Nanyang. NANYANG JIU JIANG NANYANG LAH! ji ya dan. like anyone will want her eng name like that one lor.
-_________-''

k, then she say wat she get in she was at the extreme last Special class of Nanyang (means she only got around 263 lah, aiyoh brag wat brag), then she say wat at there she very relac, nv do much studying, then she say she got her results she freaked out... almost all 50 plus, she failed Eng (HAHAHA, I WILL NV FAIL ENG) but chi got A1 lah... Then she PANIC, mug during Sec 2 lor... she say her Eng the worst subject, she that day b4 comprehension test buy one new bk of comprehension papers and in one day finish entire bk... ERRR... then she say wat her eng got 80 plus lor... she keep telling us she memo everything, just keep practising and doing, and u will score well...

U noe her History rite, she tell us she memorise the bk until scary leh... she say her STANDARD is u tell her a pg, which paragraph, and she will picture the page, and she can immediately start from that paragraph and give u the ENITRE thing out of the bk!!! Wah kao!!! Mrs Chu's favourite... then she was like "Bu shi mei ge ren dou ke yi bei de chu lai... hen bu rong yi..." WAT CRAP, like we care whether she got memo it??!!! so bu yao lian lor! Kaoz. Then she say wat her time back history very simple, veri straightforward one... so can gek the entire thing out...

Then she say wat she top her class in Sec 2, from last class jump to top second class in Sec 3... then she say wat she start lac again... then again kao bu hao lah, then she buck up in Sec 4, the kao de hen hao lah, 7 pts, got into NJC.... er. Then she keep telling us she buy those "ten yr series" O Level paper, those past yr papers, and she do the entire bk 2/3 times lor... kiasu until this kind of standard.... tsk tsk tsk tsk...

Then in NJC she allow herself 2 slack, coz O Level mug until really too tired liao... then now she at least a little humble tell us her A Levels nv do very well, but managed to squeeze into U... so... ERRRR...

Thru out the whole story she will actually pick at ppl hu r not listening to her lor! She will like, "wo gang cai zai jiang shen me?" u cannot answer, u kena stand lor... and she is just like toking about her life story lor!!!!! Wat the hell... she damn shameless man... but then still better than that wang lao shi lor... si ren yao.. so scary... aiyoh...

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:01 PM

Hey bloggie I have like so much to tell you..

Exams exams EXAMS! 3rd Oct... and found out we wont be celebrating children's day! how sad! because sec 1s celebrate YOUTH DAY... WAAAAAA. The horror...

And that ren yao Wang lao shi hor, she go n mark N Level Exams, absent 4 one week. SHIOK! But then got this totally si bu yao lian tcher Gao lao shi take her place lor... she really xi bay shameless, read on n find out...

She firs thing come in she bian Anderson, ask us whether all our classes like 2/8, the class she went b4 she came to ours, so noisy she gotta spend 1/2 hr making them shut up. Then naturally no one reply lah, coz u don reply 2 this kind of no-need-answer question. Then she, without sitting down at all, holding her books thruout the lesson, she scolded a few of us, then she got started on her LIFE.

She start by telling us how she did for her PSLE lor... say wat she topped the entire skool (marymount convent) and got into Nan Zhong. And we were all like, "Nan Zhong? Shen me Nan Zhong?" Then Hanhui ask her for the eng name for her skool, and she was like, "y u wan my english name, i dowan gif u" then we all totally laugh lor, and Yixuan was like telling her, "Wo men yao ni de zhong xue de ying wen ming zi!" And she understood at last, and finally tell us she from Nanyang. NANYANG JIU JIANG NANYANG LAH! ji ya dan. like anyone will want her eng name like that one lor.
-_________-''

k, then she say wat she get in she was at the extreme last Special class of Nanyang (means she only got around 263 lah, aiyoh brag wat brag), then she say wat at there she very relac, nv do much studying, then she say she got her results she freaked out... almost all 50 plus, she failed Eng (HAHAHA, I WILL NV FAIL ENG) but chi got A1 lah... Then she PANIC, mug during Sec 2 lor... she say her Eng the worst subject, she that day b4 comprehension test buy one new bk of comprehension papers and in one day finish entire bk... ERRR... then she say wat her eng got 80 plus lor... she keep telling us she memo everything, just keep practising and doing, and u will score well...

U noe her History rite, she tell us she memorise the bk until scary leh... she say her STANDARD is u tell her a pg, which paragraph, and she will picture the page, and she can immediately start from that paragraph and give u the ENITRE thing out of the bk!!! Wah kao!!! Mrs Chu's favourite... then she was like "Bu shi mei ge ren dou ke yi bei de chu lai... hen bu rong yi..." WAT CRAP, like we care whether she got memo it??!!! so bu yao lian lor! Kaoz. Then she say wat her time back history very simple, veri straightforward one... so can gek the entire thing out...

Then she say wat she top her class in Sec 2, from last class jump to top second class in Sec 3... then she say wat she start lac again... then again kao bu hao lah, then she buck up in Sec 4, the kao de hen hao lah, 7 pts, got into NJC.... er. Then she keep telling us she buy those "ten yr series" O Level paper, those past yr papers, and she do the entire bk 2/3 times lor... kiasu until this kind of standard.... tsk tsk tsk tsk...

Then in NJC she allow herself 2 slack, coz O Level mug until really too tired liao... then now she at least a little humble tell us her A Levels nv do very well, but managed to squeeze into U... so... ERRRR...

Thru out the whole story she will actually pick at ppl hu r not listening to her lor! She will like, "wo gang cai zai jiang shen me?" u cannot answer, u kena stand lor... and she is just like toking about her life story lor!!!!! Wat the hell... she damn shameless man... but then still better than that wang lao shi lor... si ren yao.. so scary... aiyoh...

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:56 PM

Sunday, September 14, 2003

Heyo, finish my chinese compo liao. So cool. This is the first time in my entire life that i have finished my hw before 6pm.

I was just toking 2 Sasa on msn, and I finally told her why everytime I say she xi huan bei nie dai.

I say until halfway she ask me stop saying, because the truth was too painful for her. But I continued, coz when i type i dont usually look at the screen. So..

I said:

Wo shuo ni xi huan bei nie dai shi ying wei mei ci ni ming zhi dao ni xuan ze de na tiao lu dou hui re dao wo, bei wo bian, ke shi ni pian pian zou na tiao lu, re dao wo, gei wo bian. Ni shuo zhe bu shi xi huan bei nie dai, shi shen me?

English translation:

I said you enjoy being tortured because everytime you choose paths that you know will anger/irritate/annoy me, and you will end up being bashed and flattened by me, yet you will STILL take that path, and anger/irritate/annoy me, and end up being bashed and flattened by me. You tell me, if that is not enjoying being tortured, then is what?

So cool right? I luv to torture Sasa.

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:04 PM

Hi bloggie.

I am utterly depressed. SKOOL STARTS TML.

I hw left chinese compo, which i noe how 2 write already, and science paper, which i kan dao blur diao. y r they asking us those kind of questions ANYWAY? God. Nex week is wat week huh? Green/Yellow week? I oso dunno leh... i think it is green mayb, coz is week 1. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I dont wanna go 2 skool... is there sum way to like break my leg? but then they'll make me go in a cast... and some more will b veri pain.. not zhi de... ARGH.

Cannot sleep late n wake up late liao...

Sum more got exam in Oct... WAAA. 2 days after children's day u noe! they r so vicious.

Lingga says @#%$! at 2:27 PM

Saturday, September 13, 2003

Haiz...

Homework ROX. Man, I LUV homework.

*looks at what is written and lets out a scream*

This is it. I am going INSANE.

My homework left chinese scenery compo, and science paper which i simply dont understand. English compo going to finish liao, but idea totally lame.

I dowana go back 2 skool... skool rox.. i mean sux... watever... wat m i toking about... argh... crap...

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:59 PM

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I would like to repeat that I am very greatful to all the boys who provided me with dinner on that Sunday and Monday night, and I recognise ALL your contributions, be it big or small.

Ok, read that, then get to business.

Yesterday nite I had a VERY INTERESTING CHAT with Liang Xun, Yuan Zi, Linlin, Yuxi and Grace lor... Heh heh. Secrets were unveiled...

We gossiped and gossiped...

Then I found out that almost all the boys know where my blog is, and I cannot scold them anymore. Then Liangxun assure me that I still can, because after he reads it he will forget. -______________-'' Erm, ok.

Liangxun comes to the part where I describe them, and freaks out (kinda) at my description of him. Hey, i was surprised, wat can I say?? And I didnt say he looked like a freak or anything, wat... :P

Then he comes to the part where I praise them for the food, and he protests vehemently that is Lippy steal his satay and give us all. Awww, the unfairness... nvm la, I recognise all ur efforts ok! *shrugs* As long as i get 2 eat i dont really care lah... ^_^

Then he tok until here come and say what he look across and see Lippy's window got light, like mugging for EOY exams, and he say what he like half-naked, and he say he go and check. -_____________-'' Lippy despo until like that, Liangxun he oso wan 2 seduce ah... Then he come back and confirm the fact that lippy no wear shirt, and we were all like... ACBC (act cool buay cool)... ERRRRRR...

Thru out the whole thing Yuan was like toking about DILDO... then innocent Grace ask me wat it is, and i tell her is fake dick... er...

Yuxi was like saying how she hate menstruation... can see the blood flowing like running tap when heavy flow... (I AM NOT JOKING! I COPY WORD FOR WORD FROM THE MSN CON I SAVED! THIS IS CHEN YUXI LEH!) Then Liangxun was like telling Yuxi she was getting horny, and i tell her no, she not getting horny, she is just aroused. but it means the same anyway. -_______-'' Hey. clean vocab leh! i presented it to her in a VERY clean way...

Then Liangxun told us about this feetman.com he went using the science centre computer lah. then it was like the whole lobby screaming "U R AN IDIOT" (is actually from the com, the webbie screams u r an idiot, lalalalalala when u go there) and the com continue screaming until someone came and shut it. They all tot is virus attack lor.... I got go b4 too, on my own com... i had 2 shut it 2 shut the webbie too...

Then we tok about popo's lover list (using our names 2 calculate the percentage of love we can get at lovecalculator.com)... i almost fainted when i saw this:

~Most Popular Guy
1st – Ivan Chan
2nd – Zou Long
3rd – Poh Choon / Liang Jie

OH GOD.

Ivan really pop lor.. he with more than half the girls get 85% and more man. Those who wanna see the list go www.neofreaks.cjb.net.

Then xunxun say wat Ivan and this Helen Mi going out.. i hear her name b4... and it seems like she very despo lor... damn big flirt... then she very interested in Chinese High ppl... she say benben and ivan very shuai (!!!!!) and damn interested in them lor... ERRRRR..

Yuan say his class 50% desperado (RI leh!).. he said "i muz wrestle with them everytday to prevent them from searching my phonebk and steal ur nos." Then he say esp liangjie. -_____-'' Er well.

Ok, then Liangxun says Lippy act cute... take off shirt after blindman... wan show off his muscles... -___________________-'' And i asked wat CCA he in, and xunxun say Lippy in AIR RIFLE... EERRRRRRRRR.

And the guys claim that the girls are all CAPTIVATED BY HIS MUSCLES. ER. I think we were just too surprised by the sudden change in his arms lor, DEF NOT CAPTIVATED.

Then Liangxun say Lip begged him for all of our phone nos... say wat contact us as las yr frenz... and i find out Liang xun nv gif i was like HENG, but then i found out Yuanzi gave mine to him. -_________________________-''

Oh well. I cant really remember wat else we toked about leh... Coz i only saved the firs con, and that was lke all bout the chalet leh... but Yuan got give us news... Darryl break wif Gen, and he tok 2 shaun zhang hu likes Gen in this msn con which shaun zhang saved and forwarded to Gen, and Gen forward 2 Yuan so he noes -____-''

It starts with:

D: Tell Gen 2 4get me.
S: Hey. Screw u. U noe wat gals hate? Guys like u.. guys wif no guts... if u really wanna break wif her, tell it to her.
D: great, makes it easier for me.
S: The prob is... she likes u... u r the only one in her mind...
D: Yeah? Watever it is, I'm not worthy.
S: She thinks u r, that's the matter...
D: ok, and i do not think she's worthy of me?
S: Hey.. why u wanna break wif her?
D: because of my studies, because i feel that i do not get along with her
S: U IDIOT
D: we're worlds apart.
S: U blocked her???!!!!!!
D: and deleted.
S: you are a bloody fucker and a fool.
D: i know i'm a fool...
S: then? why the fuck are u doing this ????? do u know how good she is ???? do u know she rejected so many ppl for u ?!?!?!?!?
D: that's the main reason.
S: U IDIOT!
D: why did she choose me? why did she reject them?
S: cuz she loves u. that's the fucking reason! U r the reason she got into track! 2 b able 2 c u sumtimes!
D: .
S: u really r an idiot. Is there some other gal?

=END=

Wowwee. Pour on the water. The heat is STRONG. Like romance novel rite?? Haiz...

Lingga says @#%$! at 12:48 PM

Friday, September 12, 2003

HELP NEEDED

WANTED: Ideas for Deng Yiling's Eng compo. Topic Why Me?!! Interested helpers may email at snowzie_shadow@hotmail.com or tell her about it on msn. Volunteers to finish the entire compo are cordially welcomed.

WANTED: Science freak who knows everything on earth about Science (in other words, another Jeremy) to answer Deng Yiling's science paper, which she knows nothing about. Interested helpers may email at snowzie_shadow@hotmail.com or tell her about it on msn. Volunteers to finish the entire paper are cordially welcomed.

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:29 PM

I MANAGED TO PUT BACK MY OLD TAG BOARD! HU CARES IF THE COLOUR DOESNT MATCH! I GOT IT BACK!!!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:36 PM

Just came back from watching Turn Left Turn Right...

I cant say the movie was a piece of trash... but it wasnt very entertaining lor... like kan liao dont haf that shiok gan jue! But nevertheless it had it's fair share of "hao kan" and "bu hao kan"...

The movie reminds me of an extended verson of MVP Valentine!! Like Duan Chenfeng n Xiaoxi keep walking past each other and for some stupid reason never observe their surroundings well enough to notice each other! But in the movie they also very poor thing... like fate dowan 2 let them meet lor... everywhere they go the other will be like 2/3 steps away, yet they nv NOTICE! Aiyo. Shi bai...

The movie end with them finding each other, on the phone, as just as earthquake happen, the wall that separates their rooms crumbles, and they see each other and Takeshi climbs thru the wall and big group hug!

And that Edmund Chen's character very ER! He like Eve wat, and keep trying to "zhui" ta, and in one part he is topless, and he goes "TA YOU WO DA MA?" and flexes his muscles... ER... and the movie put the camera so close to their faces, evry single pore can b seen!!!! So scary.

And the audience oso veri entertaining. In front us one all very guai. Behind us one all nuts one. To our left got this grp of girls very devoted to the couple,, and any setback they will scream and make noise and curse. The grp on our right keep giggling every part. very scary.

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:16 PM

U poor little bloggie, ur owner was kind enough to gif u a makeover with nice green jady butteflies, but that ugly pop up ad refuses to go away, and it stays there to HOUND u 4 all ur life... and ur nice tagboard has to go because it simply messes up this layout, and u haf in place an UGLY MISERABLE BANAL thing called a zonkboard... And ur poor owner has to trouble the O Great n Mighty Grace to help her put in her archives... all because she wants 2 preserve the memory of the chalet days she spent with Chongfu 6A 2002...
and ur owner has to leave now and tend 2 u later coz she gotta watch movie! so byebye and tadaz until she gets back ~

Lingga says @#%$! at 12:14 PM

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Oh no bloggie.. i gave u a makeover, but that damn it pop up add must cover ur butterfly!!! and i dunno how 2 move it! i move table i noe, move pic how????

PS: Jia, i didnt delete the board, but i made the words normal size::

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:53 PM

Just now I watched Jin Tian Shei Hui Ying with the entire Homerun crew on lor... OMG, Joshua Ang so shuai~ Why why WHY cant any of the guys I know be like that??? Nooooooooo, I get stuck with ppl like Dev n Rama hu chase each other around the classroom then try 2 rape each other. -___________-'' And, 6A's guys are great and everything, but seriously, they wld NV grow up to even RESEMBLE HIM EVEN A LITTLE!! All i want is just some NORMAL guy which looks halfway good, is that a LOT?!!

Haiz.. i think I need to resign to fate... fate has sentenced me to a destiny with freaky ppl... and made me one of them too... I dont mind freaky girls, but freaky boys are another matter...

*looks at wat I've written*

Oh god. WHAT DID I JUST WRITE?

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:45 PM

Hey guys... i just realised something... do u actually READ the words I have on my right hand bar?? i actually ADDED new stuff and a cute lil hamster that turns from one ball into a hammy lor!!

*whacks mosquitos* y so many mosquito bite huh..... and got one so big one.. i noe it's raining, but seriously that is no reason to all camp at my house... my house got hamster leh! can eat u up one lor!!

netball ended at 4.30 today.. then no more netball liao.. coz exam.. haiz... oh well, m i happy/sad/miserable/excited/do i even care?! I dowan 2 b shooter... i wan 2 take back my defender role!!!! jus coz i m TALL doesnt mean i can SHOOT... but coz i m tall i can DEFEND, wat... AIYO..

向左走 * 向右走, wo lai le!!!!

Liu Sasa ni zhe ge jian nu ren jing gan tarnish wo de reputation and spread devious rumours about me asking you to book tickets for Turn Left Turn Right and you dare to converse with Jia about the fact that if we book beforehand we wont get seats together!! STOP CONCOCTING THOSE HORRIBLE AND DESPICABLE RUMOURS, I DID NOTHING OF THAT SORT! U R GOING TO PAY DEARLY, OH BOY, ARE YOU EVER GOING TO BE DEAD ONCE I GET THROUGH WITH YOU.... wo gen ni shuo ni wan le...

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:54 PM

Yoyoyo... good morning afternoon, babes!

Got netball at 2.30pm... haiz.. i miss chalet! I remember the nite we spent the last morning at the chalet, I was lying in my own bed, thinking of the events of the previous nite like it happened only 2 hrs ago... there is like a time gap of around 20 hrs at least lor~ but i still remember so clearly.. mus b because we slept so late. Correction: never sleep at all. Oh well...

Going 2 watch Turn Left Turn Right tml!! Takeshi Kaneshiro is so cute~

I want 2 change my bloggie layout, but no time leh... I just went to make a whole new lookup for my userlookup in neopets... those playing neopets mus go check... account snowy_firefairy..

Ta-daz~

PS: Yesterday tok 2 jiaqian on the phone for dunno how many hours... and her mom kick her twice. Her mom so cool!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 12:52 PM

Tuesday, September 09, 2003

Homework so totally SUX.

Let me write down the hw i havent do yet:

Science paper thingy

Chinese xie jing zuo wen

Eng tb pg sth sth sth dunno wat the hell it is

DT isometric drawings

Eng compo "Why Me??!!"

Maths TB pgs infinite infinite

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:23 PM

4got 2 mention during the chalet stay Grace n Mag got take a lot of embarrassing videos... partly coz we purposely make ourselves look embarrassing in front of the video... er, well

Grace got footage of Bin and I trying to seduce the camera (DAMN DIU LIAN), Mag got LOTS OF HAO LIAO. Thanks 2 the experts who handled her camera:

-Bertilla hu managed 2 get wat a nice artistic scene of Linlin and Yuan Zi out cold on the bed, Linlin coz she too tired, and Yuan Zi coz he drank too much J**** S*****.

-Yuan Zi hu managed 2 get nice romantic moment of Liangjie staring lovesick-ly at Gabriel (he was looking at the TV, but DETAILS, DETAILS...) and sweet sweet moment of Weisheng, Jun Han and Liangjie lying on the mattress, like they exhausted after passionate l*********g. Ok, mayb exaggerate a lil, but like i said, DETAILS, DETAILS...

-Mag herself partly coz she got such a nice n artisty grp of friends hu were willing 2 pose for her... got Bin trying to seduce the camera and flipping her hair and dunno wat else SHIT, me like i on interview and toking like wat i toilet cleaner from IMH, then once got this guys he diarrohea all over veri disgusting, wat crap...

Haiz, if only Mag cld find a way 2 make the videos viewable... so much nice nice stuff, don show lang fei leh...

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:26 PM

Hey bloggie! I'm back from my chalet stay~

After that damn maths remedial, I went straight to the mrt to take mrt (!?) to pasir ris... then i go n stare at the directory coz i dunno where 2 go... then i almost fainted leh.. so long!!! so many stops!! Waaaaa...

Then throughout the whole journey like got a lot of ppl stare at me... coz i from amk area, wat m i doing at bugis?? ok nvm. I tot it wld take me around 1 1/2 hrs to go there... actually around one hr only leh!! very fast... then i veri proud of myself coz i nv get lost... n i take bus 354 all the way 2 escape myself leh!! c i so clever.. quick clap..

Then i find out from Grace n Bin that now is free time... they all cycling, at park... crappy.. i go find bin n ge, they roller skating, grace n mag at escape... then bin n ge learning how to rollerskate, but a little shi bai... they stare at all the other ppl hu zoom past them then they got zi bei gan lor... i oso veri poor thing leh! they all on WHEELS lor... i on FEET leh... sum more lug a big bag around!!! so diu lian!!!!! kaoz... then they attach their hands to Yuan Zi's bike, then yuan zi DRAG them.. then ke lian de wo puff around at the back... -________________-''

Finally all the bikers and skaters return the bikes and skates... and the poor walker veri relieved...

Then we go back to chalet and hang around... the chalet veri dirty lor!!! i dunno wat they do to the floor man...

Later we barbecue again.. this time most of the girls helped (i helped too hor!!!!). I saw how they started the fire... and omg, pathetic. They by sum miracle manage to start the fire lah... but the fire a little weird... er... nvm, after a little quarrel between the guys, they kind of settle it liao lah... oh, watever!!!

Now the food got problem.. we eat finish the sotong and prawn liao.. left satay, sausages and sotong balls... then oso got chicken wings, but then the guys say the fire we have currently is all wrong for cooking chicken wings, will come out outside burnt inside raw. -____________-'' Talk about PRO man..

Then the girls def got help... i then experienced the pain and suffering they went thru in front of the barbecue pit... *shakes head* Haiz... my poor little kiddies... Damn hot oso...

We oso ate instant noodles, although i didnt coz no flavour i like. Drinks oso got problem, not enuff. Grace n i went buy 3 more oso finis liao... sum more no ice... weird weird one.. Last nite better, more food, more drinks, more SERVICE. :P The guys less guai that nite... but nvm, they still cooked most of the food.

Grace and Mag both got video cams... Grace got her digital camera and Mag got REAL video cam... they took a lot of embarrassing stuff....................................................

Later that we went back to room... Liang xun n Bert and a few others seeped the floor and cleared everything already liao.. so good of them... Then we linger around and went bowling at 10pm...

So cool leh! I actually nv play b4, then not playing... but then wo shou yang and Yuxi agree swap with me, letting me take her place... Aiyoh i very embarrassing... got a lot og gutter ball man, i noe lah, dunnid envious me lah... Then stupid Zou Long like ultimate PRO like that one lor, strike so many times... the ball oso fly 4ward like veri powerful man... diu wo men de lian... esp those bowling nex 2 him... haiz...

We reached back the chalet at 1am in the morning... so cool... make a whole bunch of noise coz trying to settle sleeping arrangements... wah kao the room damn small man... got one lousy bed in the mirror and 2 blank places for the mattress to be dragged out on both sides of the bed. Grace, Ge, Bin, Mag and I sleep on the bed, horizontally... Weisheng, Gabriel, Jun Han and Liangjie just under and to the side of us, which means in fron of Grace, Ge and my hair and mag and bin's legs. -_____________-'' Yuxi sleep nex 2 Liangjie ON SLEEPING BAG LAH! She a little worried sth will cum in thru the balcony door or sth, coz she sleeping in fron of it. Then for the rest i dunno liao... all messed up. I noe Liangxun kept moving about... from his chair nex 2 the dressing table to popo's sleeping bag, then nex 2 benben, then finally outside the toilet. -__________________-''

Wah lao veri weird lor!! i couldnt really sleep. Then got a grp of us (Bert, Seline, Popo, Yuan Zi and dunno hu else) start playing murderer... i was lying very peacefully (not comfortable though because if i move anymore i will fall off the bed, i slept at the direct end) when they start to giggle, and break my peace and quiet, then i secret chit chat wif bin over mag's body coz Mag was breathing very heavily (she got flu, then diff in breathing) like snoring, and we couldnt sleep; Bin veri poor thing leh, she facing mag lor)... we start saying wat weisheng, gabriel, jun han and liangjie r the journey 2 the west ppl... them being tripitaka, sun wu kong, zhu ba jie and sha zeng/jing/watever respectively... we tok until halfway when junhan's legs came kicking up and landed on bin's end of the bed. thank god bin sitting up 2 tok 2 me... then bin go look all horrified and we giggle more... then we notice the 4 of them very synchronized... all sleep facing the right... like 4 Cs.. they cannot stretch out their legs coz got the bed..

Then i dunno wat time doze off lah, like around 3 to 4 am lor... then we wake up at 7 plus 2 have sweets and cornflakes as our pathetic breakfast... The later that we hang around listen to cds... then Grace's dad cum b drive me n mag n bin n ge home...

-END-

Lingga says @#%$! at 1:05 PM

Sunday, September 07, 2003

6A, U ROCK 4EVER!

OMG~ I HAD SO MUCH FUN TODAY!

Today was the day of the chalet lor... I nv stay, but went to visit... I'm so glad Mei Xuan convinced me to go! but i didnt see her there as she sick... so sad...

Today so fun! Grace's dad drove us to Pasir Ris there while the rest took the bus and all... we arrived like 35 mins early... heh heh... then we waited until they came..

Then I got the BIGGEST shock of my life... the GUYS... OMG... CHANGED SO MUCH!

Liang Xun grew out his porcupine hair... I almost COULDNT RECOGNIZE HIM WHEN HE GOT DOWN THE BUS! Omg... I was like, squinting, hu is that, when I realised... but then got some stuff wont change... his bag still very terrible... exactly the same as the past.. and fileld until it wanna explode... tsk tsk tsk...

Then Benben now got very long legs! not like Jeremy type wat, which got meat and oso very long... benben one skinny like stick... but i can tell why Popo's sis say ben will b future SG (shuai ge)... i think he may actually be quite good-looking when he grow up leh...*shudder* imagine... the guy who sniffs at every single piece of paper he recieves knowing how to play B-BALL, and good at it sum more!!!!

Weisheng now very tall leh, but the same bamboo pole...with the same skinny neck...

Popo oso very tall, got very long leg...

Only Gabriel the same... small small very perv...

Jun Han oso the same lah... not much diff...

Yuan Zi oso very scary! He still very round... but he growing out his hair oso... then very scary like xunxun.. :P

The girls not much diff... only sum got long hair... that's all... the guys bian hua zui da... omg..

Then we supposed 2 play Amazing Race, me n Audrey n Liangjie (Lippy) same group. But then he half hour late (he actually ride bike or sth) and then Liang Xun (one of the organizers of the trip) very pissed and not shuang, then a little biased against him throughout the whole game...

Lippy oso got change a lot leh. He now look 100% guy. His body shape now totally straight, and look kind of muscular, even though don haf anything popping up... but it's like, he really got exercise lor... a far cry from the guy hu used 2 sit nex 2 me n make noises like he masturbating. *shakes head*

First Round

Ping Pong: muz keep ball in air until each person has hit it 3 times. this one Audrey n Liangjie did. i sat n cheered. The game very hard leh... sounds ez rite? All the grps firs round cannot pass... then lun hui back to firs grp, then 2 us, the second grp. then we managed to do it! Yay...

Second Round

We ran and found Benben, the staionmaster, leaving all the others behind lor... so happy. Then he give us choice: run 5 rounds around the bicycle track and he give us the next clue, or he let us search ourselves. We look at the 5 rounds n say take the search. In less than a min I found it, under a tree, wif lotsa red ants...

Third Round

We took to liangxun nex... lippy gotta carry one of us, audrey or me to a certain distance... he pick audrey he haf 2 go longer, pick me he run shorter. OF COURSE he pick audrey. -_____-'' y even bother to ask... then liangxun very mean... make them turn 5 rounds there... then run back still turn 5 more rounds...

Fourth Round

Throw ball, must bounce 2 times b4 going over the line then counted. Easy lah. but then they run out of stationmaster, then we haf pit stop for arund 15 mins... heh heh... mus wait until all the teams cum firs... but my grp the firs team 2 arrive..

Fifth Round

We gotta choose a person from our grp. We throw lippy 4ward, n find out he gotta eat 4 horrible sour sweets and bounce ball at the same time... ew. Audrey prac. fainted, she loves that type of sweets... Haiz. but nvm, we still went thru...

Sixth Round

Now each of us muz do sum weird ball stunt to pass... easy lah.

Seventh Round

Then muz pick one person again. I volunteer myself, since i like nv do anything... then i haf 2 carry liangxun's heavy bag n run n turn 10 times around the stick... i do until i SO dizzy i fall to the ground after finishing u noe... my head jus kept spinning... haiz, zhen bu zheng qi...

Eighth Round

Now at beach liao. Gotta bounce ball on the sand across and back... very stupid leh. the ball veri diff 2 cum up.. but heng benben is stationamster n he very kind.. heh heh...

Ninth Round

Muz sing 'my bonnie went over the ocean... my bonnie went over the sea...' while squatting down and muz go up when 'bonnie' is sung... we haf 2 redo if we not going up 2gether lor... qi si ren...

Tenth Round

Do the full sprint back to the chalet, which is the finishing point. KAOZ. I very lei liao leh... coz the second team n us chase until veri close.. everytime after any round we muz sprint like crazy to the nex round... then we send lippy to b our runner... heh heh... he boy wat! more stamina. then me n audrey walk back slowly... :P we tok about how poor thing she is... same classw if shiyun n huiping n yujing... they so horrible leh! my blood boils...

Then we got lost lor... heh heh... then muz detour back... to find that liangjie nv disappoint us n beat Bertilla to win... :)

Then we check in at the chalet... very small man. we squeeze all our bags on the balcony... then go n play more games: flour bomb n water bomb!! :) the flour bomb i join in, but skipped water bomb coz i nv bring extra clothes. heng leh, coz they use sea water... so dirrrrty.

To think mei xuan said they gentlemanly lor. the guys still go n toss flour into our eyes n rub into our face n dump on our hair. then they oso very NOT MERCILESS wif the sea water man.

Then everyone go back n bath... this time already 5.30 like that liao... got big jam up at the toilet there coz the boys reach firs n hog the toilet... -_________________-''

After everyone finis wif the bathing and all, we went down. i was veri pleasantly surprised to find that the boys had managed to start the fire and were cooking satay. B-!

Lippy cook all the satay at the beginning... but we were all apprehensive of its edibility... but it smelled good, and we were hungry, so we ate it. NOT BAD! Lippy could b a chef. B+!

Then all the guys start cooking.. most of the girls nv help (like me :P) and sit down n chit chat n eat wat they cook liao. A!

Then we found another table under a tree, and chope it. Around us no smoke, coz we not siting nex 2 any barbecue pit... Then at firs we serve ourselves one u noe... but as time went by, I M NOT EVEN KIDDING, ALL THE GUYS CAME N SERVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U noe wat i mean? Everything they finish cooking, chicken wings, sausages, sotong balls, prawn, squid, they bring over to our table and give us leh!!! We were all, like, do i noe them or sth??? OMG! I mean EVERY SINGLE THING. The girls did absolutely nth. (ok, sum good souls helped the guys, but hey, girls rule that time) Every single thing they cook liao we got first dibs on it. Lippy even went to help Magdalene specially prepare her chicken wings, coz he kept complaining 2 him here not cooked, there no cooked. :P Then he actually came up wif 2 not burnt at all lor! And all the food he cooked came to us firs leh. we didnt need to leave our table. Every few minutes will got some guys cum and give us sth (mos of the time is lippy, popo n xunxun) And the guys serve us drinks and evrything. WOW. Did they get a brain transplant or sth? And the food they cooked were NICE! Can eat without getting food poisoning. U NOE THE SHOCK? A+!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg... that was the most fun i'd ever had wif the guys man... HAH!

Then haf 2 go liao.. we all veri sad... sit around 4 a long time tok crap, coz gabriel's mom oso sit around n tok crap, n haven drive us home yet... finally we managed 2 leave... and i veri wanted 2 stay wif the rest... but no...

I got home n tried to persuade my mom lor... I say alot of times she keep saying no way... then i beg until siao she relented u noe!!!???? I can go! i m going after my maths remedial (damn that thing), straight to pasir ris wif my big bag of clothes n thingys... COOL!

Gotta sleep liao... good nite!

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:33 PM

Friday, September 05, 2003

I'm like, finally online. I 2 days never use home com liao leh! Miss u so much... heh heh.

My mom never kill me for failing maths. I think the 5A1s must have done their job...

I put Yi Fu Zhi Ming as the music for this site... some day later then I put it back to wu ding... JAY CHOU ROX! YEH HUI MEI ROX! SAN NIAN ER BAN ROX! DONG FENG PO ROX! YI FU ZHI MING ROX! I starting to like Qing Tian a lot liao, so QING TIAN ROX!

Nicola and the Viscount totally rox too! Nathaniel seems like a really cute guy like Michael. :D Meg Cabot rules man. And Give me Five is going to come out soon, i think! The uncle at sunny bookshop tell me coming out soon coz he got the poster for the book liao... because I from Pr 2 start going there... then that time I one go buy all 3 Princess Diaries... and that day I finally find Nicola n the Viscount I totally freaked out from happiness... so I think he recognised me. :P

Chinese Oral details

The reading passage I was assigned was full of chinese characters I couldnt read... I just bluffed my way through... heh heh...

Next wang lao shi read out some newspaper report title and the summary of its contents, and asked me for my opinions. Something about how neighbours quarreling over some matters and ending up in court... Well... I am sure I COULD have answered it... I mean, this kind of question is SO typical. But then my brain went haywire and I totally blew the whole thing by saying a load of crap. Well. I should be used to this already right?

She stopped me quick and got started on the last stage, the daily life conversation. Really dumb actually. She asked me if I have worked with friends on a group preoject before, (DUH!) and if we have had any disagreements (double duh!). At least I managed to steer that conversation where I wanted. I did alright for that one, I guess... but the rest...heh heh. Nevermind.

It doesnt help that she is so hideous! Like wat Melvin said, she look like ren yao. I looked at her face a few times during the oral and I almost shrieked. Very scary leh!!!!!!!!!! She needs to go for plastic surgery lor! But i wonder how she got her husband... either her husband is blind or was forced to marry her... then now she still dont haf kids. Not surprising... He probably loses all interest when he turns and looks at his wife... Er... hai shi suan le qu shui jiao hao le...

I am like so mean. But I cant help it. I live by not letting others live.

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:10 PM

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

Hey... now at school free access lab... totally sick lor... JIMMYZONE BACK ON! CoOL! Sum more got new Jay Chou songs... weeeheeeheeeheee... Jay Chou rox..

Have to go home finish that dumb and exceptionally stupid chinese debate zuo wen (xian zai hai zi men shi chang geng huan shou ji, qing shuo shuo ni dui zhe zhong xing wei de kan fa... or sth like that. anyway, that's not the point...), chinese xi zi... and that dumb anti-drug poster... waaa

Just found out sth... i got 5 A1s for my CA3... D7 failed maths... A2 for Science... C6 for History... my mom is going to kill me once she sees that 47...

I got a shock just now when I got my report card... i found out my chinese ONLY 67.3... I freaked out.. not possible!!!!!!!!! wang lao shi ming ming shuo wo de hua wen 80 fen... then everyone taking higher chinese in our class's chinese score change liao lor.. only got Lijie from 86 jump until 88.2... I almost strangled her... then we go complain 2 mrs kamal... and she help us change after looking thru the marks.. say they record wrongly... then now my chinese 80! *cheers*

HoMeWoRk SuX...


Lingga says @#%$! at 3:29 PM

Monday, September 01, 2003

Yozie dearest bloggie...

Now in a pretty good modd coz just went to Sunny and got lotsa bks... I finally found Nicola & the Viscount!!! Yes... and i brot back 4 mary-kate n ashley bks... wahahahah... i finis 2 liao... one jus now ehn i got back, n one on the mrt... heh heh... i scare myself...

wah lao this is firs time i finis all my hw so early... i no need worry bout hw... luv my eng report! ;) Heh heh...

Stupid art poster.. i dowan do! this thu/fri muz hand up.... how??? i hate doing all that kind of things...

Heng tml no PT... but thu PT.. shit liao la... 4 rounds.. i dont think i can take it lor...

Well, watever... life is miserable, and i'll need to try to make it happy... so... who cares anyway??

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:14 PM