My last messages to all 2/7ners.
I'm gonna sound like a counsellor (or at least some insane person).
amy: amy, you rock. thank you so much for all the help you've given when i wheedle for it. you should be a model you know. and don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. give it to whoever insults you just for the fun of it. hard.
huiyi: man, i can't talk bad about you in case you beat me up. but i don't have anything bad to say about you either. except that you like to beat me up. thanks for walking to school with me almost every morning. and i love your voice lots.
yiling: my darling. never forget all our one night stands =) i love your big teethy grin. don't ever lose it.
jia: jia, you'll forever be one of my very best friends in my entire life. i love you lots.
jenna: jenna, you're a freak. i love you acting like a freak, so don't stop. thanks for walking back home with me when we have the chance and acting like a freak when i call you a freak. i will never forget your cat claw and your very big grin. and your bag strap.
crystal: crystie babe, i dislike you for leaving for NJC. but other than that, i still like you very much. and your hair. your hair is why i like you very much. you have nice hair. i'm digressing. thanks for collecting money for the class for 2 whole years. and your voice is useful when we need to shout at the class. and you deal with rama pretty well. i'll miss you a lot when you leave. never ever forget us.
dev: you cylinder-shaped hair pouter. you're so cute. just don't talk too much in class. pout all you want though.
divek: man, you're one dirty fellow. discussing dick sizes with hannie when you guys sat behind me. and you're the sunshine boy of our class. keep the sunshine image, we like it.
lysa: even though you sound totally freaky when you laugh, i like it anyway. thanks for collecting the journals for our class. i know we all like to experiment with the force of gravity and how much strength we have.
faris: you're responsible for the state my mind is in now. never mind, i like it the way it is. you're one of the people i will really really miss next year. not hearing you giggling (yes, you giggle), making dirty jokes loudly (yes, very loudly as well), discussing with me mr lim's singlet-wearing behaviour etc... it's gonna be really lacking. and you're sick.
syn yeow: ok, i'm sorry for making fun of you behind your back. even though you probably never knew. but seriously, go take a bath ok? and lose the macho man image. girls don't really like stinky macho men. but you're one industrious worker.
lijie: lijie, thanks for walking with me to school so many times. And no thanks for being late in the later part of the year. you're a really really fun person to be with. i'll miss you when we can't be in the same class next year.
yixuan: xuanxuan, don't be so morbid le =( thanks for being so helpful in projects and all. cheer up and hopefully, next year you'll be showing a lot of that cute smile of yours (not the freaky ones).
seow ho: i'm sorry but i still cannot call you jerry. seow ho is such a cute name. haha. anyway, i'm sure you'll never be my brother-in-law, but don't give up hope.
han hui: i just love the way you throw up your hands in that WHY ME? action. And i'm greatful that you actually respond when i scream at you guys to shuddup (even though after that you go back to talking anyway). and your taut tummy is really nice. too bad about the short legs though. and please refrain from talking too much about dick sizes next year, k?
nicky: nicky, i still think you make a good sister =) thanks for letitng us wreck your house all those times. i'll never forget the fun we had playing resident evil. let us revisit it again!! cheers that we're still in the same class next year (more home wreckage. heh heh heh heh heh.)
jin jun: my god. L-A-M-E sums you up pretty nicely. and don't tell me you're not lame, you're still on 2 legs. i will really miss your lame and very cold jokes next year. but please go easy on the music lingo.
letch: you still owe me about a thousand favours for all the help you wheedle out of me. but you've been a really fun bitching-and-talking-on-the-phone partner. good luck with your love life *cough* and please don't call me to ask for sumaiyah's phone number anymore.
jeremy: major science freak. that's all i can say. and living water tank. it's sad i won't get to see your one litre water bottle anymore. and how you empty it in one gulp. oh well. careful with the bladder.
wei wei: wei'er, i still think you'll grow up to be some important guy's wife. you seriously have the aura of nobility around you. thanks for staying back to do the dumb arts fest signs with me, even though the rest abandoned ship. i'm gonna miss stroking your hair in class.
sasa: even though you're no. 2 on my freak list, you're still the best little sister i ever had. i'm really disappointed i won't get to beat you up in class when you do something lame again. friends forever. but just lose the pang xie mei mei title.
maryam: i still remember sitting there with faris and you, and the 2 of you were stretching the long rubber balloons and talking about how you should stretch a condom before use. very enriching memories.
xinyi: we really have a LOT in common. going to miss high-fiving your hand when we find out we have more things in common.
yilin: just 2 words - be nice.
adlin: adliny, you're so freaky too. i love how nice you smell when you clambour into the classroom just as i'm about to lock the door. and it was really fun occupying your seat to soak in the wind from the fan before you arrived in school. and hearing you shriek simultaneously with crystal. i'm going to miss all of that and more.
shikin: sexay butt baby. something seems lost without seeing you doing any butt slapping in class. but we will forever be united in how much we detest maths. maths haters forever.
qiddy: i'll still see you next year. will however miss how you oogle at mr lim. heh heh. just kidding.
qang quan: i will miss hearing you warble can you hear the love tonight in class. ok, i won't. i'll miss having a "professional" camera man and photographer in my class. and also your pi pi wu. seriously. how many other boys can be convinced to do that (and you did it voluntarily)?
polly: polly, i love your handwriting and no matter what you say my handwriting is not better looking than yours (sorry, force of habit, obsession with nice handwriting). so innocent looking some more. no one would have guessed you're really a brainy freak who likes to torture via cheek squeezing. i'll miss you squeezing my cheeks and going "EEE! RUAN RUAN DE! *squeezes some more*"
rama: rummy the teddy bear. rama the roti prata man. giggle giggle giggle (sorry, joke). i will definitely miss your irritating smart alecky ways in which you justify that it is right to talk and play soccer in class. don't hug dev too much ok?
sujitha: even though i have never encountered your infamous poke and giggle (and am glad i have not), nobody would have guessed your demure demeanour harboured such a sinister evil (sonia and faris again, right...). i will always miss marvelling at how neat your pigtails are.
sonia: you're a female-version of faris. i swear, even faris isn't as sex-obsessed with you. i will miss talking about how you killed that poor hamster accidentally and also marvelling at the roundness of the hair you put in a ponytail (it seriously looks like a round furry ball).
sumaiyah: i honestly don't think you're as bad/irritating as what other people say. i just think you don't know how to act around people sometimes. i remember the few times we went home together and i did enjoy the conversations we had. but tone down on the bossiness some time. you'll shrug off your negative image soon.
siew chwen: everyone takes one look at you and brushes you off as a quiet geek who calls mummy during lessons (no, that's caijie). but we know better. you're still a bit of a geek, but we know you like to talk a lot over canteen food. and you're a kindaichi buff. welcome.
leroy: i'm sorry, but you're just vain. and you have green ankle socks. you're one step away from being gay. haha, kidding. it was comforting to know that you weren't going to sit there and die with the rest of your art group. even though we went through much torture, thank god you and jeremy bothered. i honestly would love drawing as well as you. and i will miss your currypuff head and laughing at you as you check your reflection in the projector mirror.
wen: you don't need to feel too insecure at times about how people think about you. it's enough that you have people who actually know the real you. i cannot imagine not turning to my left, catching your eye and showing you all my teeth. and calling you mo gu tou. and resting my elbow on my shoulder. and talking about shortness. and everything about you. you will forever be my most treasured ah ma, but i will still steal all your inheritance when shunwei zeng ah ma dies.
wei mun chloe: i will really really miss watching you chase sasa all over the place just to stroke her ducktail. and you're really the cutest cat-looking girl i've ever seen. i won't forget that time when we did the boardwalk together, and somehow we ended up from the back of the class to the front of 1/8, with mrs lowe in front of us, and we kept giggling at mrs lowe.
jia ru: you're just too creative. i still love those cloud borders you helped us draw for our notice board project. and devoted jay chou fans will always rock very hard. i will miss hearing you guffaw and yiling giggle from your side of the classroom all the way over to my side.
tammy:
i will miss looking to my left and for sure seeing you buried in a book under the table i just remembered, we'll be in the same class next year!
well, i started writing this on Nov 4, but blogger screwed and i didn't go online yesterday. so it's completed only today. two seven 04 will forever live in my heart. i love every single on of you.
