basically

Yiling
19 happy years
born 1 May 1990
Chongfu Primary
Anderson Secondary
Victoria Junior College :D
Nanyang Technological University

likes

CATS,
mahjong,
picking at scabs and fascinating bruises,
184cm tall guys called weiyi :),
bitching,
all things pretty,
making someone smile,
reading good stuff,
waking up late, making a pretty layout,
sleeping while a storm is raging,
winning,
an impeccable colour sense,
Paperchase products,
going overseas,
dark chocolate,
KTV-ing,
feeling accomplished :D,
watching movies,
laughing,
my pink N73,
taking photos with my fabulous Canon Digital Ixus 860 IS,
Sakae Sushi buffet,
THE BRITISH ACCENT,
being pleasantly surprised,
SALES,
shopping in general,
quality time with friends,
MY POST-ALEVELS

past

08/01/2003 - 09/01/2003
09/01/2003 - 10/01/2003
10/01/2003 - 11/01/2003
11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003
12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004
01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004
02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004
03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004
05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004
06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004
07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004
08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004
09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004
10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004
11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004
12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005
01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005
02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005
03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005
04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005
05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005
08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005
09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005
10/01/2005 - 11/01/2005
11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005
12/01/2005 - 01/01/2006
01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006
03/01/2006 - 04/01/2006
04/01/2006 - 05/01/2006
05/01/2006 - 06/01/2006
06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006
07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006
12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007
01/01/2007 - 02/01/2007
02/01/2007 - 03/01/2007
03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007
04/01/2007 - 05/01/2007
05/01/2007 - 06/01/2007
06/01/2007 - 07/01/2007
07/01/2007 - 08/01/2007
11/01/2008 - 12/01/2008
12/01/2008 - 01/01/2009
01/01/2009 - 02/01/2009
02/01/2009 - 03/01/2009
03/01/2009 - 04/01/2009
04/01/2009 - 05/01/2009
05/01/2009 - 06/01/2009
06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009

credits

ke ai de LINGGA

giggle

In this tagboard, :) and :D will show up as they are. Aren't I brilliant!


Sunday, April 26, 2009

I am frequently bored at work in between calls. Sometimes when I am desperate for something to do I entertain myself by creating works of art on the computer with applications kindly provided for me like Paint and Microsoft Powerpoint.

This a display of some of the many images we have remembered to capture on camera before the app is closed without saving and they are gone for ever.



My first ever foray into Paint on the official first day of work. We were very bored (not many calls). To our dismay all the games in the computer had been removed so the only other form of entertainment was obviously Paint -.-

Note the ingenious mix of colours lending a vibrancy and the thickness of the paint bringing rawness to the painting.



One of the many photos of cats I drew using Paint as well. Kum Boon added something she claimed was a mouse, but which no one could recognize, hence the need to label it.



Graduated to using Powerpoint after Paint became boring. The "woooooo Jia Cheng" part is a reference to this nice colleague of ours who is called Woo Jia Cheng.

I respond and serve (IRAS)

boyboy@hotmail.com is with reference to Wenwen's bogus email address.



Second slide experimenting with "Kum Boon is a loser".

"Sao mao"s is with reference to Lijie and this funny time we were going home and trying to come up with a term for feng sao women and I said she looked like a sao mao.

"Xiao niu" is Lijie (xiao ma is me and xiao shu Wenwen - Wen claims her shu is the squirrel shu and not the mouse shu, but one day Tzu Wei called her lao shu and without doubt from then on that it was the mouse shu), the "is look like a clown" part is an allusion to the language prowess of my 7 year old tutee Nicholas, who is chubby and half-Burmese and has terrible English.

The "Ur so Gay" lyrics are because Wen and I had taken to discussing Katy Perry at work 2 weeks ago and the very catchy and meaningful description of the guy she likes.

Once again, boyboy@hotmail.com makes an appearance.

There are also the portraits of Wen (saying OMNIA! because she keeps going on about buying her stupid Omnia phone) and Lijie (saying YILING! because she is my lover). The drawings are highly representative of the people in real life okay! I paid great attention to detail!

For example
Kum Boon: red spiked hair, sorta red cheeks, shorter than Lijie, one of the many black t-shirts she has and her bootleg jeans with white canvas shoes. It was claimed that I have her sissy arms to indicate she is female.

Lijie: brown shoulder-length hair, big(ger) mouth, white arms to reflect her fair skin, white shirt with the white buttons (one of which she lost and went to AMK to replace), lizard red belt, her dark blue skinny jeans and Ipanema sandals.


Tzu Wei got one whole slide to himself cuz I ran out of space.

Tzu Wei: spiky Dragonball hair, brown (sorta. I couldn't actually use brown) skin, red bites on his right arm the product of tick bites from Australia (he said tick but we all heard pig), CAGE black t-shirt from the team CAGE who pays $50 everytime he goes train with them, black/grey Levi's (his only pair of jeans) and blue Adidas sneakers.

Okay no more photos already. I didn't really take that many in the first place -.-



From the cai fan stall we go to almost everyday to buy almost the same things everytime. This time round the sweet and sour fish looked alarmingly bright -.-

And for fruit day last Thursday they gave us.........

!!! How the hell do you eat kiwi conveniently! It's furry! Nafisah's kiwi was super ugly my god.

And this ends my collection of photos. Yay. I said I would blog ddin't I Jess! :D:D:D

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:24 PM

I AM GETTING BITCH SLAPPED BY HEAT WAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:02 AM

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Oh God I am such a procrastinator. I obviously cannot be trusted to update my blog regularly so instead of writing long paragraphs about my life which will doubtlessly turn me off blogging even further, I shall post sentences instead.

ON WORK

I am now reading more newspapers during work than I have ever done so in my entire life (even when taking As).

Such a feat - the entire Straits Times (even the Money and Business sections!!!), Today, The New Paper (thanks to Tzu Wei who buys everyday so we are all informed on the scandals which plague our society) - is possible because Lijie dutifully brings the Home and Life! sections to work everyday.

I then started bringing the main section a few days ago because there wasn't enough news to last until lunch.

The New Paper is essentially a record of absurd stupidity in the world and the consequences which result.

Lijie and I always go and steal soon kueh, carrot cake, fruit tarts, eclairs and coffee/tea from the refreshments table for the people who are having training in the next room.

In the past few weeks I got transferred to email team and also to help Appeals call people back and assorted sai kang Pearly dishes out - also known as diversifying among the few of us.

I still get calls from very irritating people who have no patience and no manners.

ON BEN&JERRY'S FREE CONE DAY

We were very excited in the days leading up to it and Wenwen became the unofficial B&J flavour-announcer in the office.

We went to queue at United Square at 11.40am after buying sushi from Cold Storage and got our cones at 12.15pm.

ON LUNCH

I LOVE EATING LUNCH IN NOVENA THERE ARE SOOO MANY NICE HAWKERS TO CHOOSE FROM

Because Tzu Wei has now joined us for lunch (after both his brothers took turns to enlist), the little table in the B1 pantry which we used to share is too small for the 4 of us, and thus we have taken to eating in the posher eating area on the 3rd floor overlooking the first floor lobby, where we frequently meet Sok Mui who has every right to eat there since she works on the 3rd floor.

ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN THE MORNINGS

Got tall ang moh lady who is very chio who boards at YCK and alights at Novena!!!

ON TV

Ping pang yuan is soooooooooooo bad it is good!

ON WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY (posted due to overwhelming demand. I had to really think to come up with stuff okay)

Cream for my aching soles which are hard and cracked due to wearing of vain shoes.

Ipanema sandals or something to replace my poor white distressed ones. Size 8 - 9

Meg Cabot's Airhead (not the pink and shiny cover please T.T)

Foxtrot comics

20 cha ye dan!!!

Anyway I promised Jessica I would post the rubbish drawings I draw on the computer at work because I'm so bored. I will!!! Just not now. Hahaha.

Lingga says @#%$! at 7:53 PM