t s u b a s a reservoir chronicle

Saturday, April 30, 2005

I found all my New South Wales certificates! And quite a lot of other certs accumulated through the years.. all the while I thought they'd been thrown away, but it turns out that my mom has been faithfully keeping them in pocket files! Ooohh, I have slid them into shiny new protective covers and put them into a black ring file =D I'm feeling ridiculously accomplished by this, for a reason I cannot fathom.

Not quite so over my studying. I did, like, a little bit of Quadratic Functions. And nothing else at all.

I did re-read 2 books by Enid Blyton ^^ After that intense 1hr bitching session with Wen about her (yeah, we insulted her obsession with ginger beers and cows along camping sites. And a good many other things too, but just in case I get sued...).

Book warehouse sale tomorrow! Jenna is probably going along with me. I shall call Wenwen and ask if she's interested.

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:52 PM

Yesterday night was completely unreal. I swear.

I HAVE DROWNED IN A SEA OF LUST.

DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!

Two whole hours of unethical fantasies towards-

Towards-

Well obviously like Kel, I want to be all subtle and crafty, and am dying to reveal the objects of desire we have been harbouring hot-blooded lust towards, but I can't. Because I will shoot myself (and her too) if they ever, ever, ever find the transcript of the msn conversation we had.

OH MY TAINTED MIND!

I never knew how lusty and hormonal almost-15-year-olds could be.

But it was so much fun! I didn't want to stop at all! And neither did she! So on and on we went in our pink and grey fonts for 2 hours (OF WHICH HALF WAS IN CAPS BECAUSE WE GOT SO EXCITED AND TREMBLY) shamelessly oogling and fantasizing and we literally raped them with our words

OH MY GOD KEL TIGHT JEANS AND WET BODY WITH HAIR FALLING INTO EYES AND GUITAR AND BARE FEET AND THE SMIRK KEL THE SMIRK

SHOWCASING THEIR UPPER ARMS AND BUTTS AND SHOULDERS AND BACK (pity the jeans hide the legs, though) WHILE ~~THEY~~ HE SMILES SLOWLY AND TEASINGLY

" - , I..."
"Yes?" *RIPSSHIRTOFF*

HAHAHAHAHA! That was SO funny Kel!!! Oh my God, I cannot believe we did that yesterday night, we shall totally burn in hell for that lusty and hormonal-charged 2 hours-

But I don't care! It was so much fun!! Let's do it again today! =D

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:22 AM

Friday, April 29, 2005

He's lying in the hammock, wearing just a pair of blue jeans. His eyes are closed, his hand trailing below the hammock, swinging slightly. His other hand is tucked behind his head, his eyes closed, one leg propped over the hammock, the other an inverted V on the netting. He's smiling, a contented, dreamy smile.

Then he smirks. A hint, just a flash, with his eyes closed, but there it was. He opens his eyes, sitting up in the hammock. He picks up his guitar, craddles it and runs his hands over the cool brown wood. Then he starts to strum. Lazy fingers flicking over the strings, but his eyes are focused on them, so very intense.

He looks up. Meets yours with that very same intense gaze. And then he smiles, slowly, teasingly, while his fingers continue to flick, lazily, over the strings...

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:53 PM

More Resident Evil: Dead Aim at Nicky's today! We tried to delude ourselves into thinking that the main purpose was for revision (Dev actually though RE meant REvison), but I, who's far too experienced with the ways of the world (and too familiar with myself), pooh-poohed any idea of revision =) So true to my prediction, we did NOTHING at Nicky's house but RE! Ahahaha~

See, Amy, Wen, Dev and I were scheduled for the trip, but we met Jenna along the way to the bus stop and were going to invite her along, until Nicky told us that his mom would frown at the number of people he invited. So we had to bid poor Jenna goodbye =*( and set off for his house.

What did we do on the bus (double-decker with an empty top deck! squeal!)? Oh yes, we talked very loudly. And stretched out legs across the aisle to infuriate Wen, who couldn't make her legs touch the seats at the opposite end =)) And discussed (very loudly, if I might add) how we could sneak into the rated M-18 House of Wax, complete with debates on which GVs have movie screening systems the easiest to sneak into, in front of a very bored man would was seated behind the staircase. I felt very bad for the poor man, because I could tell he so wanted to sleep, but there we were, this bunch of noisy kids dishing the gossip on Paris Hilton.

But whatever. I had to print out the walkthrough for Nicky (well, actually I merely went to his inbox and opened up the file I'd sent him, and clicked Print, and it was Nicky who collected and arranged all 27 sheets of paper together neatly), and attempt to download this spyware program to cleanse his spyware-infested computer, but which wouldn't download for no reason. His desktop was this really nice picture of cable cars though (I love cable cars! Squeal!).

We were slightly disoriented when we started the game; it was only after 10 minutes then did we remember why we were doing so many things we had done before - last time we played Dead Aim, the stupid thing HANGED! And we didn't have a chance to save before it died.. but oh well. Nicky ended up rather tense halfway into the game because it started to spit crazy zombies, tyrants and hunters at us all at once.. but we managed to manoeuvre ourselves through that loony tangle anyway! =D

When we stopped, we'd done 18 pages of the 27-page walkthrough.. all in just 4 hours! We expressed delight at our accomplishment and headed down for dinner. Nicky's maid rocks! And her cooking rocks too =) She cooks everything I like. Oohh, I love you, Nicky's maid =))

The journey home with Amy and Wen was especially enjoyable. And rather nostalgic (for me) too. We started recounting all the good old days in Sec 1.. with our crazy family tree.. So awfully funny. But I'll have you know we totally squealed over Wallace Huo for 5 minutes. Wallace Huo in Love at Dolphin Bay. I tune in to the show occasionally just to, like, OOGLE HIM. He is SO SO SO gorgeous. And charming. My God, he is one of the handsome-est guys I have ever seen =DD Tianbian should end up with his character, not that ugly Ambrose Hsu! Who looks like some chao sissy!

Anyway, did I ever talk about the school's new block (titled Block 4. Mrs Tan once asked us all to get our creative juices flowing and come up with some name for it, but obviously no one did)? The Bio lab is PINK. Not that I have anything against pink - it's one of my favourite colours =D But a Bio lab! Pink! -_________-'' That's quite a few screws loose there. Especially when you like turn to face the teacher's table, and you see this whole row of bright pink cabinets stare at you in the eye. It's rather disturbing. And the Chem lab looks like something out of Ikea. With the bold blues and bright yellows. Ga-ross.

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:22 PM

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Hey all you little people! Lingga is happy! She says she's happy because tomorrow is the PHYSICS PAPER! And the thing is she doesn't take physics! So she doesn't have any paper until NEXT TUESDAY! She squeals in delight and dances around and swears she will slack until her brains rot!

Man, that was just so much fun =)

Ok, a recap of what happened in the past few days. Where did I stop? Oh yes, the show and tell business. Well, I went to the library like I said I would, and typed in Weird, Wild, Wonderful into the search, and there it was, the book (Kinky Cats, Immortal Amoebas and Nine-armed Octopuses: Weird, Wild, Wonderful Behaviours in the Animal World)!!!! So I went around squealing and looking for the book, which had last seen action in 1999 (people don't know good books when they see one, man! Hai shi Chia Chia cong ming).. and for 10 minutes I panicked because I couldn't find it. It wasn't on the shelf, like the computer said it would be at! So I searched and I searched and finally I found it in the bookcase next to it but one =)

Anyway, I rather enjoyed the presentation. It was fun talking and watching everyone recoil in horror. Or fascination.

Chem paper sucked! Mr Leow, I hate you for setting such a crappy paper T_T But I can't bring myself to because you're leaving this Friday!! T___T Wahhhhh.. I like Mr Leow! He smells great! And he looks like a dancer on the streets of Paris! The ones with the ridiculously frilly cuffs and deep V necks showing chest hair and a rose tucked in between his teeth and an artist's hat on his head! He does he does! (and I told him all that in the feedback form.)

Bio paper was easy =) I wouldn't have studied so hard till like MIDNIGHT if I'd known it was gonna be that simple. Because you see, I had this dream the other day about me taking the bio test. We were all still in Mrs Allison Lim's class, and I was stuck at the paper because I didn't study! Like, I knew what answers should be put to that question, but I couldn't remember the answers because I didn't memorise them! So after the paper, everyone (can't remember who was in it, but I distinctly remember Jia and Nicky) ended up in a taxi, and everyone was ^5ing each other and going hey that was so easy!, and I was like I didn't know how to do that question... and someone was like oh, I got this answer, and another person went oh, me too, and a third went, yes, that's my answer too!, and everyone started ^5ing one another again because they all got the same answers, and I was like hurt because they were so insensitive.. well that was what I remembered from the dream anyway. Hehe.

E Maths was screw-y. It wasn't too bad.. ok scratch that it was bad.

Happy Birthday Ruru!

And my birthday is coming soon =)

I got another eraser from Mr Tay yesterday. Mr Tay rocks! He is replenishing my eraser supply =) Even though I still have, like, 3 at home. I think 2 of them ~~are~~ were Nicky's. Until he lost them and I found them anyway =DD

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:26 PM

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Because You Live - Jesse McCartney

Staring out at the rain, with a heavy heart
It's the end of the world in my mind
Then your voice pulls me back like a wake up call
I've been looking for the answer, somewhere
I couldn't see that it was right there
But now I know what I didn't know

Because you live, and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live girl, my world has twice as many stars in the sky

It's all right I survived I'm alive again
Cuz of you made it through every storm
What is life what's the use if you're killing time

I'm so glad I found an angel, somewhere
Who was there when all my hopes fell
I wanna fly looking in your eyes

Because you live, and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live girl (you live) my world has twice as many stars in the sky
Because you live, I live

Because you live, there's a reason why, I carry on when I lose the fight
I want to give what you've given me always

Because you live, and breathe
Because you live girl, my world (my world) has twice as many stars in the sky
Because you live, and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help
Because you live girl (cuz you live) my world has everything I need to survive

Because you live, I live
I live

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:06 PM

I'm downloading the whole of Jesse McCartney's Beautiful Soul album while researching for Show and Tell =)

We're probably not going to do the animal rape thingy, but change it to weird animals and stuff like that, because I found this cute page with weird animal behaviours (like the sand squirt, who eats his brain after he settles down).

I think I have half of the title of the book Jia borrowed last year in my Sec 2 journal. Weird, Wild, Wonderful Behaviours in Animals (well, it was written thus so in my journal! I have no idea why I wanted to tell Ms Sharmilah that, however) About adultery, courtship, divorce, domestic abuse, homosexuality, incest, rape, sex in animals (this too). Plus, I launched a search for something like this on Yahoo, animal rape, and I got searches like PICTURES OF RAPE!!!! CLICK HERE [....] So I'm actually considering going to Woodlands library today to look for that book.

Yeah, and if I can't find that book, we'll do on cockroaches. I find cockroaches IMMENSELY FASCINATING (never mind that they freak the hell out of me). They never die even if you attempt to squash them with slippers. I mean, it should be flattened to a pulp with all the insect juices squirting out.

I do believe Jesse McCartney has found a fan in me =D Doesn't hurt that he's good looking and has the same name as JESSE!!!!!!!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 3:33 PM

Friday, April 22, 2005

I'm doing it again! I'm peeling off the stupid scab! God, why do I do this? I know fully and perfectly well that it hurts in the process, and may very well leave a blemish on my knee >.< Like I don't have knees deformed enough already.

But see.. it's just so TEMPTING. And fascinating. When you pick up that big piece of scab you just peeled off, and stare at it, and wish you can look at it through a microscope to see what exactly it comprises of.

Today we had our first Geog map reading test. I shall be very surprised if I pass. I certainly wasn't feeling confident when I picked D for the stupid watershed question (randomly, I might add. and the answer was B T_T) And the crappy rolling heels with the gentle slopes. Heck.

And we had our very first practical lesson in the entire year! Never mind that I have issues with the bunsen burner/heating items (and we had to heat like 4 items). Oi Man and I both dislike bunsen burners/heating items, so we're probably not very good partners for each other -_____-'' Furthermore, there was this short period of time during the practical that I completely forgot how to place my test tube over the flame. The way my test tube holder was holding the test tube just felt plain wrong, and for several seconds I was staring at the thing, trying to figure out how to place it correctly. I feel awfully dumb now that I think of it... Limewater spurted out of Oi Man's test tube! And I spilled limewater on the table when I was trying to see if my potassium carbonate was reacting or not.

The safety goggles made all of us look rather cool =) Cool in a, I'm flying off to Mars, see you, dude! way. Like a scene from some science fiction movie! Hahaha.

Birthday in one more week! Sad to say, I'll be studying Geog that day (how pathetic). And I'm supposed to be studying CHEM today, but what the heck am I doing! Blogging! Killing all my neurons!

OOOH!! I JUST PLUCKED OFF THIS LONG STRETCH OF SCAB!! IT'S IN ONE BIG PIECE!! SO COOL!! God, I wish I had a box that kept all my scab-skins. It would be so interesting to see how they would look after a month, or something!

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:24 PM

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

I'm driven into blogging by Kel!! Just give me a minute to RAVE about it-

I cannot, cannot, cannot believe we actually did that!! Oh, my God. I AM A LECHEROUS YOUNG WOMAN!! The truth is that I am a lecherous young woman who stands outside the door and ----- -- ----- ------'- ---!!

(By the way, Kel, I was really tying my shoelace. Not that it didn't make a good excuse, though.)

I declare 20th April 2005 one of the most memorable days in my life (not just because Khairul ended up slathered in chocolate syrup and flour for his birthday, though).

You know, sometimes you just pray that the ground really opens up and swallows you whole, and you don't give a damn if you end up dead or something, just as long as it allows you to vanish instantly, because you are about to die of humiliation, but of course the ground doesn't open up and swallow you whole, so you have no choice but to be forced to bury your head into the dictionary and slowly writher to death in humiliation.

Furthermore, if that happens twice in a day, I think it's just polite to allow that day to make it to the top 10 most memorable days in your life.

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:52 PM

We finally got the 2704 class video today!! =D

So many memories.

It would be so nice if this year's 20 April was last year's 20 April. When everything was in place, and everything unchanged.

By the way, my Sec 2 hair SUCKED. Seriously, seriously, seriously sucked. I was this overgrown primary school kid with BAD HAIR. I swear. IT WAS SO HORRIBLE. I was wincing everytime I saw my hair. All I can say is THANK GOD HAIR GROWS.

The guys looked absolutely ridiculous in shorts. I don't get why it never occurred to me before. Now I can't imagine the major transformation they underwent just by throwing on long pants. Seriously, it was so laughable. The shorts I mean. Especially Nicky and Faris. Nicky just looked.. childish. And Faris looked out-of-proportion. And immature. Hehehehe.

CA next week!! I keep having this feeling that I have tons of things undone (probably all the textbooks with the battle-cries). All the revision waiting for me to do.

Today I have to revise maths, quadratic equations and algebra manipulation. Woohoo. ~~Can stay up late watch Jue Shi Shuang Jiao =)~~ And finish english compre.

SEE! I told you there seems to be nothing for me to do. BUT I HAVE THIS BIG PRESSING PROBLEM!! I know there's something I've forgotten!! SOMEHOW!!

OH OH! SHOW AND TELL!! God, I'm doing it with Nicky. There's actually nothing wrong with Show and Tell. But we're doing it on animal reproduction and stuff.. the more.. controversial type. Like animal rape. The daddy mosquito "slicing open the cocoon with its dagger sharp penis and beginning to have sex with the larva inside" (word for word quote!!) We got all these from a sadistic book Jia borrowed last year.. but we have no idea what the title or who the author is! So it's like looking for a needle in a haystack. And I have no idea how to commence our search in the library. Like, make "animal rape" our search keywords?

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:18 PM

Monday, April 18, 2005

Fine, I shall have to wait till tomorrow morning for you to continue.

It was stressful at the end of the day, because I had to collect the english files. (GOD, WHY AM I THE ENGLISH REP)

I swear to God, next year I will fight for it. EVERYONE WILL BUY THE SAME FILE WITH THE SAME SHAPE AND SAME SIZE AND SAME COLOUR NEXT YEAR. THEN MAYBE IT WON'T BE SO HARD TO BUNDLE TOGETHER WITH RAFIA.

Gee.

Anyway, I had to collect files from a lot of people. Crazy people like Ying Zhi who already freaked me out by adorning every single divider in the file with drawings that were so cute and creative and all, and then she sticks a content page behind every divider. She has a content page for every freaking section. God!

Also, crazy people like WEI WEN AND NATHANAEL. Wei Wen is the PRO ONE, I tell you. He's only done like 6 portfolio writings. And there I was, standing in 3/1 teaching him how to file his worksheets and stuff, for like 40 minutes, because he was complaining about wanting to hand it up today, and then after he was done (minus all the undone portfolio writing and article reflections, anyway), he told me he wasn't going to hand it up!! .............. (honestly, now that I think of it, it seems ridiculously amusing. I was practically screaming on the way back to class. I was throwing up my hands and waving them in the air. I was shrieking I AM TRAUMATISED. And Jenna said Mrs Goh was there and probably thought I was waving to her!)

But whatever. ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.

There, it doesn't sound that bad if I put it that way.

Then, I had to bring all the files back to class, and sort them according to class, and STEP AND TRIP ON MY STUPID PINAFORE, RESULTING IN MY CRASHING INTO THE WALL AND SLUMPING TO THE GROUND WITH THE STUPID FILES THROWN ASKEW (binders will be banned, I swear, BANNED NEXT YEAR!!!), but I made it to 3/2 anyway, and had trouble undoing the knots for the files Nicky and I did last Friday, and ~~Wei Wen was there and it took me every ounce of self-control not to scream YOUR FILE IS DUE TOMORROW! YOU HAVE 10 PORTFOLIO WRITINGS TO DO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!~~ but when I finally did, I had to bundle everything together according to class, and oh my God I LOVE 3/1 BECAUSE THERE WERE ONLY 10 FILES TO BE BUNDLED, and Divek and Kellynn and Dev had to help, because I suck at tying knots (never will I forget, never!), but anyway in the end we were FINALLY DONE, and Jenna and I went to Yoshinoya to eat lunch.

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:30 PM

Kellynn!! You can't tell me all that and stop halfway!! You have to continue!! It is essential you continue!! Or I will die!! God, how can I ever look at them in the same way again!?

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:08 PM

Sunday, April 17, 2005

I've used like 99 pieces of tissue to dab at my wound and soak up the pus..

God, can you imagine what would happen tomorrow in school?

1. Have you ever fallen asleep in class?
- *guilty look* almost!! almost!! i stopped myself!!

2. Have you ever eaten pork?
- yes. OH, FORGIVE ME, PIG GOD.

3. Have you ever vomited in a vehicle?
- nope.

4. Have you ever beat up a friend?
- not too seriously anyway =) usually in tickling fights.

5. Have you ever slap ur partner?
- i've slapped a guy before!

6. Have you ever smoke?
- never.

7. Have you ever get so drunk?
- (god, this questionaire has pathetic grammar) nope. yet.

8. Have you ever ride an elephant?
- squeal! i can act like an elephant! *grabs nose and pulls* da.. xiang.. da.. xiang.. ni de bi zi ze me na me chang!

9. Have you ever feel as if u are gonna
die?
- yes!! you read my mind, buddy. every single day, at 6am in the morning.

10. Have you ever had dejavu?
- many times!

11. Have you ever played with fire?
- *guilty look again* it was during mid-autumn festival! everyone was burning the grass! we just HAD to do it!

12. Have you ever cried at a public
place?
- yah. everybody STARES. like, look, there's a crying girl! i've never seen a crying girl! let's take pictures!

13. Have you ever relieved urself in class?
- that's so.. vulgar. and why would i wanna do that anyway?

14. Have you ever fall from a bicycle?
- totally. considering the fact that i can't ride a bike..

15. Have you ever had butterflies in ur
stomach?
- yeah, the butterflies gather and party all night.

16. Have you ever missed someone so
badly??
- yeah. that aching, hollow feel in your stomach. sucks.

17. Have you ever passed out after an
event?
- i guess not. worst i've ever had is feeling giddy.

18. Have you ever gotten stones thrown
at u?
- (do paper balls count)

19. Have you ever got pepper in ur eyes?
- i will be frank, and proclaim this the stupidest question i have ever seen.

20. Have you ever had a suprise birthday
party?
- no! why doesn't it ever happen like in tv!

21. Have you ever been on a diet?
- attempted ones though. hehe.

22. Have you ever stripped someone
naked?
- no! i only want to strip hot guys topless. i'm not interested DOWN THERE.

23. Have you ever taken a pic of urself
naked?
- others have! when i was 5 months old! *rolls eyes*

24. Have you ever club till dawn?
- i would so rather SLEEP than shake with a bunch of other sweaty people to loud, ear deafening music I don't even like till dawn.

25. Have you ever been in a lift with
someone who has body odour?
- can't remember.. but i don't think so.

26. Have you ever been so angry u feel
like killing the person?
- TOTALLY!

27. Have you ever break up due to the
existence of a third party?
- relationships to date: zero.

28. Have you ever wanna commit
suicide?
- no, but i've WONDERED how it would feel to.

29. Have you ever challenged ur
teacher?
- they say tauruses have fears of confrontation.. i've dearly WISHED to (and smack her soundly at that), but i've never dared.

30. Have you ever lost ur hp?
- [...] IT WAS STOLEN. I REPEAT, STOLEN. TWICE.

31. Have you ever lost in gambling?
- nobody gambles and not loses, honey.

32. Have you ever been told ur cute?
- yes!! *beams proudly*

33. Have you ever had a crush?
- yes!! *beams even more proudly* quizzes have told me i am "prone to sudden and ferocious crushes"!

34. Have you ever confessed ur feelings?
- once. and i didn't even like the guy anymore! but it was at the end of the year, and next year we would all be in new secondary schools.. so why not! in fact, he was telling me that a lot of girls were confessing that they had a crush on him (since it was eoy and stuff). so i went along!

36. Have you ever lie to ur parents?
- yes! too many times. =D

37. Have you ever been spotted making
out?
- i repeat, relationships to date: zero.

38. Have you ever had a one night
stand?
- NONONO ONE NIGHT STANDS RESULT IN UNWANTED PREGNANCY

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:25 PM

MY KNEE IS ROTTING T__T I am not exaggerating!! Gross is like an understatement. Gross doesn't even come close to describing it. The pus that the wound produces (like every 5 seconds) seems to be mixing with the antiseptic cream, and mutating. It's going to EAT ME IN MY SLEEP. Like yesterday night, because I didn't dab at the wound and soak up the pus, it hardened into this tiny mountain on top of my knee, and I had to burst it today morning. YUCK! God, what have I done to deserve pus dribbling down my knee? And I can't wrap it up in gauze or something because it will stick the the gauze, and when I rip the gauze off (like I did yesterday night - ouch, I tell you, OUCH), I will tear off the top layer of my wound! Causing MORE blood and MORE pus!

And it's a royal pain in the ass to shower.

God, I can't go out looking like that!! I can't go to SCHOOL with my knee ROTTING!! Let alone travel on the MRT! People are going to think I'm an INFECTED CASE of that virus lost on its way to labs in other coutries (true story by the way)!!

Although thing is definitely sure - I won't be able to push ups.

But actually I think I would rather do push ups to have a rotting knee that throbs with pain every step I take..

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:32 AM

Saturday, April 16, 2005

April Games today! Quite enjoyable lah =)

Fell down during hantam bola. Dots. Tripped over Chia Chia's leg and sprawled on the floor (netball court again. I hate netball court!!). It's the left knee (again!! God my left knee is cursed). My knees are going to be deformed even without the push ups (I have to like prop my leg on the sink when I bathe again).. but hopefully they won't heal in time for Tuesday and I won't need to do them should Mr Liew get any funny ideas again =))

Captain's ball was sucky >.< We lost both matches by like 1. Ouch right. The game with 4/3 was sudden death and they scored first.. so.. The 3/8 game was crap. Really crap. In fact, 3/8 is crap.

Never mind.

Actually, this is all I can remember of today's games:

- looking for Jody
- running everywhere because we were in such a rush
- swollen vaginas
- drinking water from Chia Chia's water bottle every 5 seconds
- Mei Ching pulling at my shoelaces
- feeling stupid when Chia Chia and I tried jumping on the chairs (to practice for captain's ball) and Chia Chia could and I couldn't!!!
- not catching passes which just grazed past me T_T
- sitting at the netball court under the shade while waiting for 5/1 and 4/1 to arrive and doing stupid things
- after getting tired of doing stupid things Chia Chia and I got up and did stupid things with the ball, eg, I used her water bottle as a bat and she pitched the ball at me
- trying to shoot the stupid ball into the net and it wouldn't go in
- complaining about the guys and their abnormal abundance of energy
- complaining about guys in general and the abnormal height of their jumps
- drinking hershey's syrup! =D
- ooh ooh!! gossiping about the crazy monk guy!! ahahaha!! Who walked around with his shirt tucked into his shorts and later went topless showing his faint abs and droopy nipples!!
- shrieking when the same crazy monk guy had his entire toenail ripped out at around the same time I fell (he was playing wearing sandals. idiot) and the whole toe was bleeding

And James. God, why is he so hyper?! Jia said he was walking around with this really stressed look on his face after captain's ball, and when he asked her when was the next game he was like gasping for breath, so we asked him if he was very tired or something, and he said no, then proceeded to tell us about his toe (which was supposedly bleeding) and something about his leg, and Jia and I were like, go sit down and rest, you look like you're going to die, and he walked off to the chinup bar and grabbed it and swung around a few times before sitting down on the bench, then while we were at the netball court, he was playing soccer and doing all that movement with his shoes (do I hear the wince of the bleeding toe?) and then later in the hall, he was playing badminton and jumping up and down. God!

And Jody too. She had to shuttle between the hall, carpark and netball court, because she was playing badminton, captain's ball and hantam bola almost altogether. After hantam bola, she had to run up to the hall for badminton, then down for captain's ball, then up for badminton again, then down for hantam bola.. And last week she had table tennis to her list. Freaks!! Exercise freaks!! Healthy freaks!! Stamina freaks!!

*is reminded of pathetic shuttle run score, which hit an absolute new low this year*

And yesterday night I was doing surds all the way till 11.30pm!! It was so damn discouraging ok! The 10 year series had all these new patterns I never knew could appear under surds! And I kept getting fractions! And when I checked it was whole numbers! And then for one question I solved it and got this nice, nice answer s=2, and then I was really glad but when I checked the stupid answer it was some crazy fraction!! GOD!!

Pfffft!!! I'm going to like check out the worms game I downloaded, then go offline and get the contacts out of my eyes. And blogger is appearing in CHINESE!! At first I thought my com was screwed, but thank god it's just blogger.

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:55 PM

Friday, April 15, 2005

Oh yes, I can't believe I forgot to blog about this.

IF I END UP WITH PERMANENTLY DEFORMED KNEES, IT IS ALL MR LIEW'S FAULT.

If anyone of us netballers throws a high pass during games in netball, the thrower will have to do 30 push ups and the entire team has to suffer with her (but we do 10 less). I know Mr Liew has no intention of deforming any of the knees of his netballers... but still! My God, it was bad enough on Tuesday. My knees were so smooth and red. Like I'd just scraped off the top layer of my knees. Thursday scraped off more layers and my knees hurt when you rub them now T_T

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:41 PM

I'm finally online too! *squeals some more*

Ok, about the April Games (another day tomorrow.. sigh.. no sleeping in!) last Saturday, it was quite fun =) Even though I got sunburnt again (I can feel the cancer cells reproducing under my skin). But it wasn't as bad as Nicky's, who went kayaking, and everyone knows anyone who goes for kayaking ends up sunburnt. His entire face glowed in the dark! *beams*

3/4 didn't lose a single game in hantam bola =D Yay, we rock! We won like 4 consecutively, drew, won, drew. So we'll probably end up the overall winner. Evona almost ended up pulling out all her hair being the umpire. Poor thing. Everyone was just going up to her to scream and complain, and even though it was so obvious that she was going to lose it and beat someone up soon, nobody seemed to notice (or care).

Anyway, the captain's ball games weren't so fun. Because it was completely big-tall-guy-who-can-jump-10-feet-in-the-air-dominated. For most of the classes, that is. I was the pathetic captain -_____-'' who caught only like 5 balls. Out of the hundreds (fine, exaggeration, but it seemed like hundreds) of balls Jody tossed me. It was always batted away before it reached me. And it wasn't like I could jump on the stupid chair, because when I jumped, I almost got knocked off the chair by the guy in front of me. Who was also jumping for all he was worth. And unlike me, he got to plant his feet on solid ground. Sigh. It got horribly demoralising after some time. But whatever.

Ok, let's see what else happened.

Oh right. Chinese oral.

Gawd. See, it was Wednesday, and I volunteered myself to start (because no one else was willing). The passage was fine (except one word which I pronounced wrongly even though I totally knew the word). Then it was the daily conversation. Mr Tay asked if my school conducted remedial lessons in the holidays. And I went, erm, in primary school or secondary school, because he knows and I know that Sec 1s and 2s don't have remedials in holidays, and the only holiday I had as a Sec 3 was in March, and that was too short for remedial, and he gave me a weird look (first of many to come) and said secondary school, and I went mentally that's easy and said No. Then I leaned back and stared at him.

And he stared back at me.

And I was totally expecting him to ask me another question. Because I had already said no. End of story! But apparently, it doesn't work that way, and after a few seconds I realised I was supposed to elaborate. But see, NOTHING came to my mind. I swear, NOTHING. I had absolutely NOTHING to say. In the end, he had to prompt me. Damn.

Well, after that it went alright. But then it was the current affairs thing. He asked if I thought dangerous stunts performed by celebrities to raise funds was necessary, and I was like, My god! That's so easy! Repeated so many times! and went on talking and talking about that, and had SO MUCH TO SAY, until I paused to take a breather, and he cut in with another question T_T_T_T that I had nothing feasible to say about. He asked what other things do you think celebrities should do to get us to donate, and I didn't even say stuff like plays and singing songs and stuff, because people DON'T want to pay 10 bucks to hear someone sing and act (or at least, that was what I thought), and I completely lost my head and ended up talking about the April Games and the canteen stall auntie. MY GOD!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???!!!! Mr Tay was like totally laughing. [...] Not out loud, but you could SO tell he wanted to laugh and be all That's ridiculous!

But to leave behind bad memories.. I think I injured my shoulder yesterday during netball. It was during game, and I unexpectedly caught a pass Natalie was giving Anna. When I caught it, I heard this loud crack in my right shoulder and for the first 3 seconds it hurt like hell. So I started moving my right arm and shoulder in a circular motion, and there was this stabbing pain (like when you sprain your ankle) everytime the shoulder joint was shifted. It got better as time passed, but today morning when I woke up, the stupid pain was still there, and on top of that, my shoulder creaks everytime I move it.

[...]

I'm serious, it creaks. You can hear the soft "krr-ack" whenever the arm is rotated in a circular motion. Hell.

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:24 PM

Monday, April 11, 2005

Probably not gonna have time to blog about April Games =D I spent like another 2 hours redoing that layout. It looks really good, I tell you, but then you put in the words, and you wanna cry.

Haven't completed my homework either. Sets, though easy, are mind-numbingly useless. I am so sure I will go up to the auntie at the market and be all, I want all the subsets of the green leafy vegetables.

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:37 PM

Sunday, April 10, 2005

God. Spent like 3 hours doing this new layout. Problem is, I have no idea what colour the font should be. I've tried everything from dark to light and it just looks plain wrong. Any suggestions are welcome.

And I didn't do a single bit of homework yesterday! I shall blog about the April Games tomorrow or something because I'm terribly behind schedule and I haven't finished my 3 portfolio writings -_____________-''

Oh crap.

Lingga says @#%$! at 2:44 PM

Friday, April 08, 2005

Blahhh.

Completely screwed up my Paul's Wheel test (not that I've gotten the test back. I probably won't fail though. God, it was sucky anyway. Everyone I talked to before I took the test went Oh, it was so simple, and after the test I went back to them and they were all No, it wasn't simple, it was a difficult type of simple)

And my coordinate geometry test. The last one I took. I got like 5/20? God. It's so yuan wang lor. SEVEN goddamn marks. Just 3 crosses and I got 5 instead of 12. Because I was stupid enough to waste 15 mins puzzling over the first question (which I left completely blank) and hence had no time to check the second question for careless mistakes. And today we had another coordinate geo/algebraic manipulation maths test, and I already got the first 2 questions wrong. Goddamn it.

A logarithm/coordinate geo (I TELL YOU, I CAN'T GET RID OF IT!!!) test next Friday. What is wrong with Mr Wong? Is he under some kind of delusion that we can't get enogh of maths tests? Does he think we actually like pulling out our hair when we can't solve some crappy sum?

Sigh.

But it's actually a good thing I'm getting more tests. I can make up for that crummy grade. Oh, heck.

April Games tomorrow! I'm playing in captain's ball and hantam bola (just a reserve, thank God). I'm gonna convince the team to make me the captain. Hurhurhur. Since I'm like tall and probably won't even feel like running too much tomorrow either. And since I'm a "graceful ball-catcher". Hohoho.

8 guys in 3/4. There must be at least 3 guys in a team, and we're sending in 2 teams. So that's 6 guys used up. And other sports like badminton, basketball, hantam bola all require at least 2 guys each. So all our guys are being used in excessive =) Haha. At least they're all sporty. James can do some mean chin ups. I mean, he's in choir. People don't build muscles in choir. Surprisingly, quite a lot of the guys could do chin ups. You should have seen Michael the Monkey swinging in the wind as he hoisted himself up. Like he didn't weigh anything at all.

Speaking of Michael the Monkey, he was brutally gangraped in class yesterday. Well, almost. By a group of his own kakis, Ananda and the rest. Like, 6 of them. They jumped him, dragged him onto the floor, and started tugging at his pants and limbs. If memory serves, someone was trying to shoving their fingers down his pants and into Michael's butt. I'm totally serious. It was so out-of-the-sudden and out-of-the-blue that everyone just sat and stared at them and went Oh my God, what is wrong with them?

And they say us girls are touchy-feely. Well, all I can say is, at least we don't go around trying to stick our fingers into some other girl's butt. In a public classroom, in front of half the class, no less.

Thank God they stopped trying to stick their fingers in Michael's butt after a while. Poor Michael wasn't exactly enjoying it.

God, I'm obsessed with legs these days. I'm gonna announce the owners of my favourite pairs of legs now! These people have delicious legs. Woohoo. Wilson takes the trophy for the guys, and Mas for the girls =D But Mas hates me oogling at her legs (so much that I have been forced to stop sending her lecherous looks) and I don't think Wilson knows I stare at his legs during PE. People who are nice and modest don't really like being told they have nice legs because they'll get soo embarrassed. Haha.

My craving for sushi is starting up again =(

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:16 PM

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

I can't believe myself! There's a stupid Paul's Wheel test tomorrow, and I am blogging at 4.52pm (what is the purpose of Paul's Wheel? Why can't we derive information from texts like normal people? We were doing perfectly fine before Paul's Wheel came rolling along and tried to force itself upon us).

Baseball is ULTRA-CUTE!!!! He's the Asian guy from Yamakasi, this french movie about a group ofguys who can scale 24-storey buildings and, well, do lots of stunts guys like macho men Synny would pale at. Anyway, did I mention that he's really cute? Apparently everyone thought so =D

(Take that, Letch, for saying I have bad taste in guys)

We watched it in English, and everyone was like OH MY GOD THE MOVIE ROCKS!!! Erm, I was actually rather nonchalant about it. Not that the movie was bad. It was quite entertaining. But the plot is actually quite lame. And not to mention implausible. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, robs SEVEN houses, gets caught by the police in the last house, and gets away with it. And they robbed seven houses to pay for this little kid's heart transplant, who fell from a tree because his friends taunted him into "BE A YAMAKASI" (totally spastic scene, by the way, but I shalln't elaborate). And I guess they felt it was partially their fault, but seriously, they had nothing to do with it. We see all the people having sex on TV, and if underaged minors follow in that, do we blame the actors? No, we blame the kids, because they were the ones who did it in the first place. And nobody even told them to. *sounds like a female Hitler*

Yeah well, they even extorted 10k from the doctor because he was acting less than helpful about the kid's heart transplant. And didn't even do time in jail or anything. What about the seven houses, I ask you? The movie simply ended with the kid with a new heart and Yamakasi just stands in front of the camera and yells YAMAKASI!!! and everyone cheered and the movie ended and the class erupted into cheers. Like, what is up with that!

Plus, half the class was unnecessarily rude to Ms Heng when the monitor turned to the screensaver because it was inactive for too long, and made her quicken up to get the screen back to the movie. God. Big deal! Just a few seconds, deal with it!

Plus, it's actually very disturbing to hear french rap. Or french R&B. You know.

Anyway, we have to write a review on the movie (teachers ALWAYS do that). I'll probably like just type and print it out.

I'm feeling so tired these days. And I slept at 9+ for the past few days! My eyebags are increasing and not showing any signs of letting up. Cheerful news.

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:51 PM

Monday, April 04, 2005

Oh, I forgot to blog about the Taboo Challenge. We lost to the teachers by ONE lousy, measly mark. One that I could have gotten if I had managed to make them guess "marshmellow!" But I blurted out the word fire accidentally. And went "Oh shit" into the mike. Jia told me she had said marshmellow when I said "Oh shit"!

Oh well. It was so comical. Nicky, in order to make us guess "kiss", went "Divek and Ellysa?" and Dev replied without hesitation "kiss". Half of Ellysa's cells died right then, I bet. And Mrs Ashawri (can't spell) actually said Major Chong was an old man. God! She freaked out right on stage. Haha!

We got $20 MPH vouchers each =) More books! I think my dad wants to steal them from me.. he was trying to convince me (seriously) to buy more dictionaries. Like, no thank you, there are like 12 at home which he bought a few years back. He has this thing with buying dictionaries. God.

Mr Wong just dumped the fact that there's ANOTHER maths test this Friday on us. It's E Maths this time, on Coordinate Geo (MY GOD!!! WHY CAN'T I GET AWAY FROM IT??) and Algebra.

The school board probably came up with E and A maths so they, those perverted sadists, could laugh at us students while we suffer in misery. And weep tears of blood.

And I'm not doing very well in Maths lessons. Considering the fact that practically the whole time I am complaining to Jia (and her complaining to me) about how everything sounded bull to my ears. Quadratic functions do NOT go down well with me.

Stupid root gods. Stupid equations who can't find their own identities so we have to give them their stupid roots.

And oh! I finished my essay at 11.06pm last night. This time I really feel it's dumb. *wrinkles nose* It's 2.5k words, even shorter than last time. Nicky the freak wrote like 4.9k? That's just sick, I tell you. Horribly sick. I actually took 2 hours off to watch Zhen Qing (it was about Qiong and Yalai again! I love to watch them both!). And then ate diner at 6.30, bathed, did my essay at 7, watched Ms Congeniality at 7.30 till 9.30 (skipping both Turn Left Turn Right and The Apprentice 2! Skipping out on hunky Takeshi Kaneshiro! For the lame essay!) and panicked that I wouldn't finish in time.

Consoled myself that worst comes to worst, I'll just take the midnight train till dawn. Plenty of time.

But I was done at 11.06pm. Cut the part before my ending a little short =)

I probably shouldn't be staying online too long, because I still have the surds thing uncompleted. Crap. Homework never ends.

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:18 PM

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Dots, I tell you. The Essay is really dotty. I just started today (so don't worry, Sasa, when you tagged, I probably hadn't started on it either) at like 12pm?

It's going better than last time (bad memories). And I have to wrap things up by 7pm because I've got this nice list of TV shows I wanna watch =) That gives me around 4 more hours to finish. God, that's impossible. I'm not even halfway through. In fact, I'm rewriting the starting. -___-''

Anyway, it was a really bad rush yesterday. Had to complete all my homework so today would be free for total devotion to The Essay. Thank God my sister gave me a 1-day extension on the deadline for my chapter on surds (no joke doing like 3 hrs of coordinate geometry straight, however).

Anyway (why did I say anyway again), on Friday, Amy and I went to Nicky's house. Yeah, do homework, my ass. Ended up playing RE: Dead Aim (-________-''). Everytime Nicky screamed, Amy and I would, somehow, be forced to throw our head back into the sofa. So it's like "AHHHHHHH-thump" (thump referring to the sound Amy and I made).

And then we watched Breaking the Magician's Code (soooo interesting!!! plus all the sexy women dancing around.. ahahahaha!!).

And then we played the Game of Life (and I ended up with like 1.3 million unexpectedly, when it was time to count our total assets).

And then we had dinner at Nicky's house (yummy, as usual).

And then Amy and I left and we BITCHED SO MUCH ON THE WAY HOME!!

Bitching rocks =)

I have to go back to my essay, so see ya.

Lingga says @#%$! at 2:14 PM