basically

Yiling
19 happy years
born 1 May 1990
Chongfu Primary
Anderson Secondary
Victoria Junior College :D
Nanyang Technological University

likes

CATS,
mahjong,
picking at scabs and fascinating bruises,
184cm tall guys called weiyi :),
bitching,
all things pretty,
making someone smile,
reading good stuff,
waking up late, making a pretty layout,
sleeping while a storm is raging,
winning,
an impeccable colour sense,
Paperchase products,
going overseas,
dark chocolate,
KTV-ing,
feeling accomplished :D,
watching movies,
laughing,
my pink N73,
taking photos with my fabulous Canon Digital Ixus 860 IS,
Sakae Sushi buffet,
THE BRITISH ACCENT,
being pleasantly surprised,
SALES,
shopping in general,
quality time with friends,
MY POST-ALEVELS

past

08/01/2003 - 09/01/2003
09/01/2003 - 10/01/2003
10/01/2003 - 11/01/2003
11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003
12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004
01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004
02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004
03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
04/01/2004 - 05/01/2004
05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004
06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004
07/01/2004 - 08/01/2004
08/01/2004 - 09/01/2004
09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004
10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004
11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004
12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005
01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005
02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005
03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005
04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005
05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005
08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005
09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005
10/01/2005 - 11/01/2005
11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005
12/01/2005 - 01/01/2006
01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006
03/01/2006 - 04/01/2006
04/01/2006 - 05/01/2006
05/01/2006 - 06/01/2006
06/01/2006 - 07/01/2006
07/01/2006 - 08/01/2006
12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007
01/01/2007 - 02/01/2007
02/01/2007 - 03/01/2007
03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007
04/01/2007 - 05/01/2007
05/01/2007 - 06/01/2007
06/01/2007 - 07/01/2007
07/01/2007 - 08/01/2007
11/01/2008 - 12/01/2008
12/01/2008 - 01/01/2009
01/01/2009 - 02/01/2009
02/01/2009 - 03/01/2009
03/01/2009 - 04/01/2009
04/01/2009 - 05/01/2009
05/01/2009 - 06/01/2009
06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009

credits

ke ai de LINGGA

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In this tagboard, :) and :D will show up as they are. Aren't I brilliant!


Friday, October 31, 2003

Go Nicky hse today with Amy, Jia, Sasa, Jin Jun...sho fun... Got like 8 other ppl supposed to cum but then all disappeared sum how... Divek n Han Hui oso got go, but they left after lunch to go Ananda's hse watch movie... erm.. seems like he live quite near or sth..?

His house so kana BIG AND LUXURIOUS... totally beats any single hse i ever see b4... 1.6 million juz for the hse... imagine the renovation cost how much... waaa really his house is HEAVEN.. anywhere oso got anything... got entertainment room with mini fridge sum more... then all the snacks and cookies and lollypop display there for u to eat... TVs all over the place... then got candles all over the place oso... veri veri veri 10-star hotel like... His toilets SHIOK sia... the toilet paper so FANCY, got dolphins leh... then got those kind of wooden bridgy thingy inside sum more... u noe those they everytime show on TV that runs over a small river of water? His the same except no water.. waaa...

I tell u wif his house i dunnid go anywhere 4 hols at all ah.. stay chalet oso stay his hse best... his house got ROOFTOP garden leh! Got swing!!! ^_______^ Then everywhere like fully air conditioned... then it's like veri nice lor, dunno how 2 say... too awed liao...

So when we reached Nicky's hse he gave us a tour of the hse... (tour sia.. oso teach us how to use the bathroom coz the tap n flush veri WEIRD) then he lead us 2 the entertainment room... WAAA... MINI-FRIDGE~ (i think i say liao rite) then sum more got microwave... watever tidbits u wan u take... then got big tv... SCV... then we played games... UNO attack, Cluedo (veri corrupted Cluedo lah, but hu cares)... i teamed with Jia... coz i didnt noe how 2 play at all n veri blur... but then the second time i started 2 like it but they stopped playing -_____________-'' wat is this...

Eat lunch... veri nice, eat mee siam and the luo mi fan... sum more got his K2 little coousin bake de cookies... erm a little bit soft la, but quite nice la... i mean K2 leh! N can make cookies that wont poison ppl... bu cuo leh...

Then go up again and erm.. wat did we do...? i think we started to play cards... first played Cheat (the neopets game that one ma..) i didnt noe how 2 play (even though i haf Cheat champian trophy, but that one is Grace help one..) so i watched, then learned..

Later played Taiti.. (i dunno how 2 spell la! Got Titanic's Ti and just plain T, but if i put TIT veri WEIRD...) dunno how 2 play oso nv learn... Jia veri shuang leh... beginner win 3 times in a row... -____________-'' diu Sasa de lian...

Then switched game play Heart Attack.. my seat feng shui veri LAN lor... heart attack only once (choi choi) then when i changed places wif Jia my feng shui change lor.. coz Jia there she KEEP heart attacking and when she sit my old seat she NV heart attack at all lor.. then for me i sit at Jia there i heart attack lotsa times (CHOI!).. mayb coz Jin Jun hu passes the cards to me got a lot of the cards i need... we play until kill a lot of nicky's cards.. caualties aplenty...

Then Nicky laugh (4 sum reason he look at amy when amy pass him the cards he start guffawing) laugh until voice change n he sound like Australian wif the hey dude accent.. then veri funny lor, all of us for SOME reason keep luffing... then nicky keep using his Australian voice 2 tok 2 himself 2 c whether it got cum back wat...so ERRR.

Then we called our parents to ask if we cld stay at Nicky's hse for dinner... then they said can... but then after a while Nicky's big bro go n say wat we shld b going home.. (he only 15 leh!) then nicky ask y n he say coz we stay veri long liao. ERM. -________________-'' Wo mei ting guo zhe zhong excuse... sum more i was thinking, is that his DAD or Bro? (coz i didnt noe, i tot is Nick's dad asking us 2 go) then later we caleld the parents n tell them we going back to eat... then walk down to ground level liao wearing shoes liao Nicky's mom come n ask us if we wan stay 4 dinner. (!) Wo bei shock dao coz i tot is Daddy gan wo men zou ma, then realise daddy gen ben jiu hai mei you hui lai... so nvm, we stayed, then we called parents again, my stupid hp lost reception (nic's hse veri WEIRD lor, ground level COMPLETELY like no reception, only some parts at the second n third got or sth...) then my mom was like "HELLO?HELLO?" but in the end settled so we staying n Nicky's mom cooking sphagetti (I LUV HIS MOM!)

Waited (4 sum reason) on the porch (instead of going in 2 sit down or STH)then Amy whipped out her cam n tried to take pictures, but Sasa hi xiu (!!! hahaha.) dowan let her take so i chase her around the hse n into the back kitchen (nic's mom n lil bro STARE) then chase out again, then finally she relented and allowed a picture 2 b taken... nex victim is me, i so poor thing, i quickly let my face b snapped n so it was settled... then dinner.. omg super shiok..

SPHAGETTI!!!! (my mom sure dunno how 2 cook one ah) got sausages, fish sticks n biscuits n cream cheese to spread on leh!!!!!!! WA. I was like asking Nicky "Nicky u mean u eat this kind of stuff everyday or wat?" Then he was like "Ya sth like this." *falls down* No wonder Nicky yang dao bai bai pang pang.. shi wo de hua gen ben ye hui... ze me ke neng bu ne???

Then it's like veri nice lor... after dinner still got CORNETTO ICE CREAM AS DESSERT!!! WOWWWEEEE! The $2.20 type sia! SHOOOOOOOO NICE... chocolatey... we brot up to rooftop garden eat... veri dark liao... 8 liao... linger around there until 8.16 or sth... took some pics... then went home liao...

The adventure does NOT end here... Amy still got film left she wanna finish taking so tml can develop... so we embarrass ourselves at the bus stop by posing as one happy family or sth with a dog/cat/rabbit... Sasa was the one and only cat... all of us took a pic, n the photographer wld b the animal in the nex pic... ERRR... Jia acted as a mad dog.. i think it wld b better if she acted as a dog wif stroke or sth lor... funnier :)

On the bus we humiliate ourselves too.. shall not go into horrendous details...

Nex at AMK station... we completely n utterly humiliate ourselves... at the underpass nex to the station (Andersonians shld get me) we posed for pics there.... MY GOD... dunno how many ppl STARE... it's like so diu lian seriously... got the skool canteen auntie pass by us oso... -______-'' Then our poses VERI LAME... LAME DAO BU KE NENG ZAI LAME LIAO... u will c the pics when they r developed... i m getting Jia to scan them in, then u can c how lame/embarrassing/humiliating ur frenz r...

Finally after 15 mins of laming around, we dispersed and returned home.

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:59 PM

Thursday, October 30, 2003

Oh my God.. i feel so ACCOMPLISHED, you cheng jiu these few days!

Firstly our modified dustpan hor actually got into the top 5 in skool... errrr... mei xiang dao i haf so much hidden talent... actually think of put wheels on dustpan.. WAHAHAHAHA... :P Then the prize is like 3 $10 Popular vouchers (SO LING SE!) and we got 5 ppl wat, dunno how 2 split. I veri not fu because Sumaiyah was sent to represent us to get the prize coz none of us bother, then she actually KEPT the thing and brot it home. So stupid! She oso nv think of anything for the dustpan! She keep harping on her weird 180 degree window... I tot of the wheels, Jia tot of the valley to keep rubbish, and Jenna tot of a plastic bag to station inside so can just wrap the bag up n throw away. So clever rite us? (Well Sasa sat there the entire time dai dai one lor, but she got gong xian coz she is such a cute cinderella) Sumaiyah nv think of ANYTHING for the pan and she dare KEEP IT. My GOD. How shameless.

Oh ya i was like selected by mrs goh for this dunno wat creative writing thingy... for the dunno wat Creative Arts Programme (I tot it was CRAP instead of CAP at first) held by the dunno wat Gifted Education branch from MOE... ERM... i haf to keep a portfolio of the nex 3 mths's writings... like any compos, or stories i write.. mrs goh say wat i haf to choose topics which show my maturity in tot and everything.. i didnt understand a single word... then i 4get everything liao... er, heh heh... i wonder if mrs chu will b proud of me HAHAHA.

I don think mine will get chosen.. which is like 3 mths later in Jan 2004 when i haf to hand it up... (she say wat if chosen it will b displayed n published n dunno wat i didnt understand anything coz she kidnapped me when we were going to the hall then i dunno wat they want us in hall for n i dowan miss anything).. i haf no ideas wat to write... the 2 pieces of paper she give me (one is letter from MOE to mrs tan aka Mdm Soh Wai Lan HAHAHA and the other is crap about my portfolio and etc etc)

I mean, she told me supposedly everything i shld noe in 5 minutes! Wat i xi shou??? Then the paper say wat "topics shld b chosen by student him/herself wif help of teacher-adviser (and a lot other same stuff like that)" but mrs goh tell me that on the last day of skool! My GOD. Wat the hell...

Oh yes and S.H. (no E) came to Anderson today... for the NKF thingy... it's like we were supposed to b cleaning classroom then muz go down for the concert liao, then Jia and Jenna were like searching for broom on ground level, then they see this van drive up then Selina & Hebe get out... then they STARE lor... it's like perfect view... then nobody realise coz everyone stake out at canteen then nv realise that they will so devious go car porch instead... but then suddenly got some shouts of "s.h.e lai le (or sth like that, jia say but i 4get)" n then Jen n Jia left lor...

Then there was this big blockage at the 2 stairs leading to the hall (hall is completely isolated building on top of canteen so only got the 2 stairs after the other one was chopped off due to PRIME) then suddenly can move liao and got this big rush ppl try squeeze in... we waited patiently for 5 mins then realise that the other staircase NOBODY FLOOD AT ALL. The crowd DIDINT REALISED THAT IT CLD B USED. Only a few ji ling grps were scrambling up the stairs n we eagerly go n squeeze in.. but even then tai chi le, we were more than half way back up the hall... so sad... then pics cannot take much of faces... They only sing 3 songs... Super Star, Yuan Fang and I.O.I.O... then Dasmond Koh was the si yi (kind of si yi) and Yixuan was like "xu zhen rong veri shuai leh!" -__________-'' Fine... Then got this sec 3 Andersonian boy go up there asked to sing because he was going up the hall to get signed posters the second time after finishing the mini-scavenger hunt S.H n Dasmond Koh held, n he don dare sing n said his legs were trembling n i look at his legs like hundreds of others n REALLY I CLD SEE THE PANTS SHAKING N TREMBLING MAN. My GOD! Really poor thing. Then they let him off lah...

ALL S.H.E ALBUMS WERE SOLD THERE AND ONLY $15 EACH! EVERY SINGLE ONE ONLY 15 DOLLARS! MY GAWD!

Lingga says @#%$! at 8:27 PM

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Oh ya i wan 2 tell u how much i hate mrs kamal.. she nominate me n Amy for the STUPID CIP COMMITTEE NEX YR... We had to go 4 sum CRAP interview at 2 today... but we nv go anyway, we went to KFC then forgot bout the time then missed everything out, then dunno wat excuse to give... juz gonna tell them we 4got (oh sure they will soooo believe us..) but then we dowan to go wat can they do to us? tml skool hol liao leh. nex yr 2/7 liao leh. they will b in 4/7 how they guan wo men, they got their O levels... then i mean SOOOOOOO LAME LOR! U haf 2 go thru an INTERVIEW TO BE ON THE CIP COMMITTEE... LIKE PPL REALLY WAN 2 GO N B ON A COMMITTEE THAT DEALS WITH CLEAN UP... MY GOD...

Then after come back from KFC Sasa Jia Amy and I play Gang Quan's Uno Attack and bully jeremy... coz Gang Quan's Uno got problem, like him veri ah peh type liao, u put a lot of cards in nth will come out, u put lesser it will spit everything out at u.. then gang Quan veri bad, side wif the girls instead of Jeremy... then everytime the girls got Hit card he will veri casually go n rearrange the cards so that when he press it will spit out the entire thing.. veri funny, veri fun... then it's like come out but then retract back hor we will go n say wat, "no, ni ben lai jiu ying gai na dao de!" then go n dig it out for Jeremy.. he veri poor thing wo men zheng ta zheng dao hen can.. then finally all the girls GAME liao he oso haven... awwww poor Jeremy.. but like i said dui nu ren yao si wen, yao wen rou ma... :^________^ zhe yang cai dui...

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:47 PM

Today

I cant tell u how proud i m of 1/7 today... we totally RULE.

Our production of Cinderella: with a tiny twist to thrill was a major success, Gawd. We put up the play an extra time coz Mrs Tan and Mr Ari oso got come and watch... (principal and vice p) then i watch the entire show form beginning to end already got 5 times liao... and i STILL not sian man... Oh my GOD Sasa ROX. She is sooooo cute as the Cindy. Because the play is comedy mah, so Sasa veri suitable for that...

It's about this Cinderella being ill-treated by her blah blah blah, same old, same old, and she wishes she's a star, then the 3 charmed ones (they r actually 3 of the guys in our class... Sin Yeow (!) Nicky and Jin Jun) appear and they cast a spell on the prince to make him mesmerised by Cindy and make him propose, then she get the popstar license, and then she dumps him, and he sends killers after her, then they haf a showdown at the palace and then they each go their separate ways and live happily ever after.

Omg, I LOVE FARIS(the prince)'s "H-ey, Ba-be..." he slink in at the ball then he hey babe Sasa and then Sasa Hey Handsome back *falls down* I oso adore Faris's "I mean, just look at you, look at you, JUST LOOK AT YOU" *lots of hand gestures from the body up and down* Our vice head VERI talented in the acting professional.. n he veri dramatic one, so Sasa + Faris = Laugh till teeth and denture drop

Sasa oso packed in a lot facial expressions she learn from me n Jia (*cha!*) and i veri happy.... (thank you, thank you, once again)

Then it's like all 3 staging full house lor... got a lot of ppl... then i cannot tell u how proud i felt when i rush back to c the firs production (already halfway thru liao ma, i was basking) then it's like inside all taken ppl open door stare from outside stare thru window poke head thru window (like Melvin la veri enthu poke head thru window) and then EVERYBODY was like so engrossed and they luffed at parts which were supposed to haf laughter and it was pretty good and i was veri happy la...

The second production the best i think... got a lot of teachers come n watch (firs one was all students) then they all oso got laugh n like got enjoy, so i oso veri happy :)

Third one Sasa sian liao la... nv put as much effort in... n that one is the P n VP watch one leh! But nvm... they did a good job anyway.. well done you 1/7! ^____^

Altogether we collected $72.80 (inside $1.20 is mine!!!!) from donations (got sum gen ben jiu shi extortion la, but details, details..)... i veri surprised leh... i tot we wld b lucky if we managed to get $10 and all, but we got 70 plus bucks! Wow! We donating 1/3 of it to skool... then leftovers for nex yr's 2/7!!!!!

I think 1/7 got good chance of being the one play to perform at Suntec... then it's like perform in fron of Singapore :) I saw 1/6 and 1/4's plays... seriously, not trying to insult them lah, but 1/6's play got no SUBSTANCE at all lor... then 1/4 ok la... but not enuff humour... acting not too good... i think 1/7's still the best... of course i nv c the rest la, but i sure no one can beat our Cindy and crew!!!!!

And my grades were better than i expected... I made it to top 10 in class... surprising sia... wo de na xie dan xin he ku xin mei you bai fei... worry for so many days... if i nv kao hao i kill them...

Actually i oso veri shocked coz Mrs Kamal was like giving out the results and calling out the names and she will say if the person make top 10, then for Chen Yiling she say say all the way to Crystal hu is no. 6 and i was like thinking "ok, dao wo jiu stop liao" when she oso say Deng Yiling, oso in the top 10, well done, and i was like mouth drop open stagger to her to get results, thinking, "wo zhe zhong lan cheng ji oso can get top 10 ah????" I think my term 2 n 3 pull me up la... Heh heh..

But sucky got NETBALL thrice a wk. How 2 enjoy hols u tell me. Tue, thu and fri. U tell me how i enjoy???!!!

S.H.E coming to Anderson tml... woo hoo.. dont b too jealous... i will try to get autographs but i do not promise any promises...

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:32 PM

Oh my god bloggie I have SOOOOOOO much to tell you:

The 2 day stupid innovation workshop

Very dumb lor... we were made to play totally lame games that were supposed to make us THINK... then got how to cushion the egg with 20 straws, paper and a balloon so that it wont break when it is thrown off the stage... very not surprisingly our eggs broke and well...

And very stupid we were supposed to come up with new ideas/inventions to be entered in the Tan Kah Kee's Young Inventors award (in short another IPW session)... we actually got short listed you know. My grp. Actually we were just moping around coz no idea and the ideas we had were goddamn lame... when i stared at the broom and dustpan at the back of the hall and tot of attaching WHEELS under the back of the broom so that it can be wheeled around and came up with a lot of really good benefits and all (you want the whole list? email me, but copyright, coz i using the idea nex yr for IPW) and we handed it in and IT GOT SHORTLISTED. Well seriously i think it is a really good idea (thank you, thank you, please clap for me) but MY GOD I HATE MYSELF. WHY???? WE HAVE TO MAKE IT! We had to make a prototype to be handed up on thursday (tml) but guess wat? We totally blew it off. Wat can they do? They cant force us to do this, we dowan enter we dowan enter, it's our decision... Heh heh... ^________^

I later then get back to you about today's happenings... omg so much happened... I am so proud to have Sasa as my sister... she's a STAR! 1/7's play ROX! And Faris was the BEST prince... WAHAHAHAHA... Shun Wei was EVIL... Letchumi was EVIL... Crystal not evil enuff!!!!

AND I GOT INTO TOP 10 IN MY CLASS! Later i come back and tell u more bout it... bye for now ~

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:56 PM

Sunday, October 26, 2003

Tml muz go back to skool sia... haiz... lame.. sum more got netball.. sux... i wld rather skip and not make skool team then go n make skool team or WATEVER... make skool team veri can one leh, lots of kanasai pressure.. and only one more pt wat... i this yr get that pt liao, nex yr don get, same as the rest of the sec 1s wat, c, i so clever, zai sec 1 yi jing book na ge 1 point liao.

Lingga says @#%$! at 3:17 PM

Itazura na Kiss rox.. but sum how i like the drama better =) I think Kashiwabara Takashi is JUST SO COOL. Woohoo. Then went to surf net for anymore manga translations and found a whole lot of It Started With a Kiss pics... Sato Aiko rox too, that time she act in the amateur doctor drama veri cute!! :P Then Takashi act in the Shot's Sushi leh!!! I didnt even noe... coz i watched the drama in 2000 la, forget his face liao.. but still can remember Sato Aiko because I know her :D

Ahhh i want Ch 8 to rerun the drama leh... it ROX lor... nex yr b-day got anybody wan sponser me the VCD??? Lol... Hey buy leh!!! I very long time never get good b-day prezzie liao *sniff sniff* Ok la... A, but then ur consider hor, only 9 episodes wat, cannot be veri expensive one right??? Ya ur really muz consider i tell u veri cheap one... "whey y ur pull my arms huh? i can sue you for assault, inflicting grevious hurt on innocent ppl and molest one leh!" So your muz consider and in the end must make up mind to buy hor!!! Muz buy... "I told u don pull me away liao! U pull me away for wat? I haven finish toking!! Later i sue you ah! Dont drag me lah! Ni.. NI... ni deng zhe shou lu shi lou de xing ba! NI! WHEY LET GO I TELL YOU -------"

Paramedic A: Aiyo u look at this SCB, sure go in 50 yrs later then can come out ah...
Paramedic B: Wa u veri kind hor, u let her come out only after 50 yrs ah? She whole life can count on staying inside liao lor! Wait long long oso cannot come out ah!

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:25 AM

Saturday, October 25, 2003

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he noticed the size of his manhood.

I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's private bit. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

*

A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One Cent?", exclaimed the man. The bartender
replied, "Yes."
So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"

"Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money. A whole 4 cents."
"Four Cents?", exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business."

*

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lip began to move slightly.
"Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice,

I have something that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I .... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and even your mother!"

"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you."

Sho funny sia...

Lingga says @#%$! at 8:50 PM

Was watching te International Varsity Debate on channel news asia at 3pm just now... topic was "Is it better to save money or spend money?"

First things first: OH GOD THEIR CHINESE SUCKS. Most of them are foreigners, and their chinese wo ting bu dong. Esp the bunch from Egypt. OH GOD. I know, they're FORIEGNERS, but the FACT is that their chinese is un-comprehendable. If it werent for the subtitles, i would NEVER have known what the HELL they were talking about. No wait. I must give credit to the Columbia bunch because I could could comprehend their chinese. BUT THE EGYPTIANS, OH GOD... why even bother to take part in this kind of competitions?? Once again, i KNOW that they're werent born to speak chinese, but let me tell you that all the audience are CHINESE and what is the USE of debating when your audience cannot even comprehend you??? You may as well go and talk to the wall...

The debate was rather stupid... I felt as if the opposition (the egypt people) was going around in circles all the while... and when one of them was asked "So, in short you think that if America had atomic bombs, they should use it, or else it wouldn't be worth it?" Now, the most logical answer to that kind of question is NO right? I am sure even SIN YEOW will agree, and you all know Sin Yeow. That woman actually looked a bit blur, then replied yes. OMG. Everyone was like LAUGHING, and, aiyoh, how EMBARRASSING.

Then got this woman who is very worked up in the opposition team. I dunno whether if it is the same atomic bomb woman, but i think is leh... She keep interjecting the person who was interrogating her, and then got a lot of out of focus and not main outbursts like "Wo shi shuo blah blah blah..." with all the pronounciations wrong. Very weird... then the egypt people present idea in a very fast tone, accompanied with lots of hand gestures. To tell the truth even with hand gestures I also couldnt tell what the HELL they were trying to convey.

Then actually got one JUDGE name called DONG DONG LEH.. as in dong nan xi bei that DONG LEH. Omg... duo me de diu lian... people cant even call you without a snicker... imagine going around "Oei Dongdong! Bu yao zhe me kuai la Dongdong!" -_____________________-'' You get my idea...

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:18 PM

Good morning cute cute little little kiddies! It's now 9.28 on the dot, and it's time to wake up up up and start the day with a cheery smile. Now, remember, the early bird gets the worm, so all you little birdies better be up nice and early to fight for the itsy wormies! Breakfast will be served at 9.40am in the hall, and please remember not to knock into anything in the hallway during grogginess. At 10am please report to your respective counsellors and they will do a head count to make sure none of you cutsie little birdies have gotten lost looking for the itsy wormies!

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:28 AM

Friday, October 24, 2003

The little boy peeked out of his room and saw his daddy step into the house. Daddy's face was very black and he flung his coat at the far end of the room. The boy gathered his courage and tottered to Daddy.

"Daddy, can I borrow $10 from you?"

"What?!" Daddy's face became even blacker and when he spoke, the rage was evident in his voice. "Boy, you are already 5 yrs old. Why cant you be more understanding? Daddy has spent a very hard day at work. And here you are asking me for money to spend on useless toys! You ought to be ashamed! Why cant you think for Daddy?"

The little boy hung his head and walked back into his room very silently.

Daddy sat on the couch, incensed. However, as time passed, he calmed down and began to think about his actions. Was I too harsh? Afterall, this is the first time Boy has asked me for money... Should I have scolded him like that? After pondering for a while, he went into his son's room and saw him sitting on the bed, downcast.

"Hey Boy... sorry la, Daddy was too harsh on you... But Daddy had a bad day at work lor... you forgive Daddy hor! Daddy lend you $10 ok?" He held out his hand, a 10 dollar note in his palm.

The little boy jumped up, delighted, and took it eagerly from his daddy. He immediately dug out a few other crumpled notes from under his table, and began to count them.

Daddy watched his son, anger rising again. "Boy! If you had money, why did you ask from me?"

The little boy looked up at his daddy earnestly and stretched out both his palms, cradling the notes. "Daddy, I didnt have enough money in the first place, but now I think I have enough already. Daddy, I have $20. I want to buy an hour of your time. I want to buy tomorrow, 7pm to 8pm for you to have dinner with me."

Daddy stared at his son, his anger slowly ebbing away, slowly replaced with a feeling of guilt and regret.



Lingga says @#%$! at 10:38 PM

Just went to "make" a template for Sasa.. that dumb template give me a lot of stupid problems... but now I think it looks pretty ok la... I can deal with ALL HTML... BUT NOT TABLES! I cannot figure out what problem TABLES have with me.

No pictures except for the cloud background... it's rather plain... but simple and clean. And, NO PINK.

Lingga says @#%$! at 1:55 PM

Ahahahaha... Bloggie guai sia... 2 days nv blog u hor... awwww...

We got back our class photos FINALLY!

I made a webpage to contain them.. but the formal shot i haf 2 wait for Jia to send me then i can put in... Coz Yixuan that one too big liao.

1/7 class photos!

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:37 AM

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Heyo BLOGGIE...

Today at 7.25am, I woke up, for some REASON, then stayed awake. Then at 9.58am, I went to fetch Sasa and Jia, hu will b coming 2 my house.

I waited a while for Sasa, hu arrived dragging a 1.5l water bottle. Sasa, ni hen pa wo jia li mei you shui he ma? Then she said she was thirsty. I said it was not as if she will get dehydrated from there to my house. Then Jia arrive while her french teacher disappointed her with not knowing hu she is, n refusing 2 tell her her results.

We go my house and bully the hamsters. Sasa got some mental problem, or problem with movement. She cannot understand the meaning of "stroke". Instead of stroking Kiki gently, she go n prod and poke his fur. And when she get bitten she oso let him bite. Poor Kiki, bei Sasa xia dao duo me de can... Then Jia developed obsessionw if the hamster noses and whiskers.. GAWD JUZ LIKE ME...

Then we go n use my com... found this really cute template for Sasa's blog. But she doesnt seem to appreciate it at all, coz she everything oso "sui bian". Ma de... Then we played the MAD board game. Really lame lor.

Then veri bored go linger in living room. Sasa actually fell asleep on my sofa. GAWD. After a while, we went to wake her up. I shoved her leg in one direction and she woke up veri reluctantly, but woke up in the end. We went to Northpoint.

We went to Popular and Jia n I split from Sasa. Jia n I went to look at assesment bks (see we SOOOOOO yong gong) then finish looking Sasa disappear liao. Kanina. Then call her dunno wat heck she toking about, audio feel wat. Then Jia figured out the CD shop name n we went 2 find her.

Linger around in CD shops for a while. Then go n buy candy at Mini Toons. Wa kao, we buy a lot leh. In one biggie packet, and we all share. Jia n Sasa buy a lot of the apple strippy candy.

We cannot decide on wat 2 haf for lunch, but went 2 KFC in the end. Wah, chi wan hao bao. Sasa dat IDIOT go n pour pepsi into her empty whipped potato bucket (which is decorated with traces of whipped potato) and DRANK from it. GAWD.

Actually wanted to go one round on 804 around Yishun. However, got down at Yishun Park. (were contemplating leaving Sasa on bus and getting off on our own, but didnt in the end) Walked inwards, passed 2 auntie, 2 uncle n 1 ah ma looking at the durian tree, waiting for durain to fall. -____________-'' I dont think the durian will so fast fall la... veri xiao li leh...

Found the biggie playground. I went on the swings alone while Sasa and Jia battled it out on the seesaw. I could hear a lot of "bump" and shrieks coming from their direction, so I went to check it out. I politely declined their invitation to join in as I was afriad that my weight wld snap the spring. However, Sasa and Jia convinced me to sit by sitting on one side while i took the other. It was fun because Sasa hu sat at the end hit her butt a lot of times.

Nex, we send Sasa go n buy water. Jia and I go n explore the other playground sets. Sasa came back. We drank water. Went on the swings. Sasa and Jia share a 1.5l o water wat, then Sasa for some reason keep pressing the bottle so the water will move up. In the end splash all over Jia and dunno wat splash over Sasa. I ot sure of details coz i swinging wat. However, the key is that Sasa chase Jia all the way down the path, both barefooted. Then Sasa chase until halfways stop n say "JIA QIAN JIA YOU!" very conveniently stopping 2 other guys in fron tn made them turn around 2 stare at Jia. How EMBARRASSING.

I swing until butt pain so get down and let Jia swing. Finally, Sasa, hu was deprived of water (Jia convinced her to do one oscillation and then stretch out her hand lovingly at the water n say one syllabus so it's like "shui-wo-yao-shui" all that, then we pretended not 2 notice the OPSS ppl who were right nex 2 us STARING at us) hopped down 2 drink water and I took the chance n the swing at the same time. Sasa grumble but go n seek other exciting prospects, such as lying down on the bridge and sleeping.

Now, remember, I was walking around in MSN these days with this nick: swing, swing, swing, swing, *piak*

I was imitating a person hu was swinging veri happily and suddenly fly off and hit flat on the ground.

Very ironically, I lost my balance on the swing or something, slipped backwards, landed in the sand with my head and neck first, then the rest of my body and legs piling and forming an S shape above my head. I almost broke my neck, GOD. Then now the spine n neck oso veri pain. *whimpers*

Jia didnt c me fall, she juz heard a "POM" then turn 2 see me doing chinese dance shape in the sand... diu lian o..

I picked myself up, covered in sand. Then after casting a grudging look at the swing I left the corner with jia. We sat down at a stone chair and stare at Sasa, who is a good 30m away from us or something. Then Jia caught sight of Sasa's slippers and then said, 'Will she wake if we fling this at her?' So we tried. She flung it first after I don dare (scarely hit her face then she break her nose??) but it just bounced off near her on the slide. I swing swing swing my hand then let fly, n it flew just over her feet... Sasa jerk up n stare around her, but then went back 2 her sleep. Oh WELL.

Then we this bunch of pervs go n try the slide which is those kind of tunneled one... I had 2 go down lying on my back u noe... GAWD. Then we wrote crap in the sand. Then we left for Safra.

Saw the swimming pool. Were entertaining tots of jumping into the water from the bridge that led 2 the second floor of Safra. Jia dissuaded us wisely by pointing out that we might dash our brains and die before we got a chance to go in the water.

Went down to ground level where there are all these couches and arm chairs for ppl 2 sit. But no one sit one leh, so we sit. Sit there n crap, then relac, coz got air con, n damn shiok. Very comfortable.

Sat for around 35mins b4 we got up reluctantly n left. Went back 2 house. On way over the reservoir got a lot of pinkish white eggs near the water which look like snail eggs or sth. Sasa that idiot tried to dislocate a rock with the pinky white eggs in the water and Jia warn that if the whole foundation of rocks collapse juz coz she move that rock she will die.

Sasa brot another rock wif pinky white eggs and dumped it in a crevice in the grass. We inspect the eggs and Sasa actually wanted to use stick 2 prod it. Finally, we returned the rock to its original position.

Returned to my house. Unknown to Jia and Sasa I went back to house through another staircase and sat inside at the door waiting patiently for them to appear. After 5 mins they appear, Jia sad coz no milo to buy. My house no milo (coz all i drink finish -____________-'') but got root beer. So she drank root beer. I killed the kitchen floor when I tried to crack the ice which had melted a little n stuck 2 each other.

Played computer games in neopets. Sasa developed passion for the poor little stuffed animal on top of my com and molested it all the while she was at my house. Finally, Sasa and Jia go home.

My spine and neck still hurts!! :*(

Lingga says @#%$! at 11:10 PM

Monday, October 20, 2003

For the first time in my entire life, I watched Titanic.

Well, I was bored, and was rummaging through all the VCDs to find something that I wanna watch. I was thinking about watching Meteor Garden, but on second thought.

They said Titanic was really good. And really sad. I can relate, because everytime I see the VCD cover and hear the faint tune of My Heart Will Go On, I feel sad too. So I watched.

Too sad. Too tragical.

I really cried when Rose prodded Jack and said, "Jack, there's a boat. Jack, wake up, there's a boat!" Then she realised that Jack wasnt going to wake up, because he'd already died. She didnt cry at all, you know. I guess the grief was beyond tears. But I can imagine more than half of the theater sobbing into their sleeves or something.

Then the moment when she let go of Jack and he slipped into the water, it was very sad, most probably half the cinema was already fainting from grief or something.

Got a lot of dead people. The scences when the iceberg ripped the ship apart was very scary, because there was a lot of screaming, and I totally hate those kind of hysterical screaming. My ears dont like the screaming.

I saw a lot of brave people too... There is this captain who is using a gun to hold back the crowd from trying to force their way into the lifeboat. When one man tried to do Tarzan and swing into the boat, he fired. Then someone behind pushed and this friend of Jack was shoved forward and because of instinct the captain fired a hole in his chest too. Then the captain looked very remorseful and shocked. In the end, he saluted himself, looked at his comrades, and commited suicide by blasting his temple.

In whole, it was really really really sad. I keep thinking of Jack encouraging Rose to hold on and not give up, and how he made Rose promise not to let go, but he himself went in the end, and I get sad all over again.

A very beautiful but sad movie. Awww.

Lingga says @#%$! at 1:55 PM

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF UPLOADING MY STUPID IMAGES. UNTIL NOW, I AHVE UPLOADED THE SAME IMAGES 5 TIMES IN 5 DIFFERENT SERVERS AND CHANGED THE CODES 5 TIMES.

Angelfire disabled my long term running account, when all I DO is to upload my images and save them in there.

I make another account, upload all images again, and all is well for 3 days.

3 days later it tia frozen again. I use bravehost. It looked good. Sounds good. I uploaded.

I could see the images the first time I checked. Second time, image not showing.

I switch to Yahoo Geocities. This one even worse. I check first time it oso cannot show.

Finally I go back to Angelfire. The images work perfectly well. I have even gone to make a webpage so that in case they disable me because I use the space but never make website. I DO NOT WANT TO UPLOAD EVERYTHING AGAIN. SO ANGELFIRE U'D BETTER CEASE BOTHERING ME.

Or else I will have to go and bother Grace and ask if she can share server with me.

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:20 AM

Sunday, October 19, 2003

pho

You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."

Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Lingga says @#%$! at 9:16 PM

Oh GOD. KUM BOON SAW WANG LAO SHI AT HER COUSIN'S WEDDING. SHE SAYS SHE'S SOME DISTANT RELATIVE.

She's wearing a golden dress with lots of patterns!!! Oh my GOD!!! Sum more, Kum Boon say her cousin veri shuai one, scarely wang lao shi go n seduce him how?? Worse, wat if wang lao shi try 2 seduce him and he stroke and haf heart attack, then kick bucket liao!!! OMG...

Wang lao shi at WEDDING.. FREAKY. If i were the groom, I'll keep FAR FAR AWAY from that FREAKY ren yao.

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:09 PM

Hey you, this piece of crap sitting there to rot.

Hmm. Today was a pretty ave day. I watch X Men again. Coz i rer-ead X Men 2 novelisation yesterday, and it raked up the past memories.

Oh man, Scott & Jean ROCK. Scott is SOOOOOOOO cool ; ) Not to mention good-looking. *___* Unlike SOME ppl i noe... *sighs & goes back 2 flinging knives at the wall*

You know... one yr has passed already. Does anyone realise how long that is? I have left Chongfu for one yr, left 6A for one yr, been in Anderson for one yr.

Along the long journey, I met a lot of new things. There was one period when I felt so depressed, because of netball. One period when I missed 6A so much, because i went back to see Chongfu. One period when I met 6A, and missed them all even more. Moments when I felt so happy, coz Sasa and Jia were there. Moments when I felt so miserable, coz exams.

I think nobody really realises how long it's been. In a flash, it's been a YEAR. An entire yr. It seems just like yesterday when I stepped into Chongfu. I was crying, coz my mom left, and i was scared. It seems just like yesterday when PSLEs ended, and Mag, Bin, Ge, Grace and I went to celebrate. It seems just like yesterday when I started my first day at Anderson, with Cybil. Seems just yesterday when I met Sasa, and thought mentally that she looked like a retarded idiot. Seems just like yesterday when I met Jia, when her and I waited before netball. I remember it was opening a can of tuna that brought us together. I couldn't open it, she kind of rolled her eyes, then helped me open. Coz that was Orientation Lunch period, we had to prepare sandwiches as part of the menu.

I seem to do a lot of reminiscence these days. Maybe coz very sian wat, and wat else to do but to think? Like Sasa, hu thinks all the time, and because of that we laugh at her for staring at the money box in the bus.

Next yr I'll be a Sec 2. Sec 2 u noe?! I'll be 14. 0_o I'll be taller. *licks lips* I'll be sicker. *eyes gleam* And Sasa and Jia will oso aid me to become sicker.

Next yr I'll a SENIOR. I'll have JUNIORS who'll call ME seniors. I noe, I have HUNDREDS of juniors even now, but in Pri Skool, u dont think of them as Juniors or Seniors. U juz noe them as.. well, just by the level. So next yr I'LL be a senior. And, I have JUNIORS to BULLY.

I cant wait.

Lingga says @#%$! at 7:47 PM

Saturday, October 18, 2003

Stupid Humor

STUPID HUMOR: Doing shocking things, making faces,
flailing your arms about, and producing bizarre
noises are how you make people laugh. You were
always the one that people call
"wierd", and they still do, because
you are. You enjoy being wierd, and people
enjoy watching you act wierd and over-the-top.
Just be careful, too much of it at a time will
begin to annoy people. You are one FUNNY guy!

How funny are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

True... SOOOOOOO true...


Lingga says @#%$! at 11:24 PM

I stared into the mirror, and realised how long my hair has grown.

I chopped off my fringe in P4 mid year. My fringe, which was then mixed with the rest of my hair, which streamed down past my chin. (only a little bit, but details, details...) I got my mom to chop it all off, went to school and people laughed at me. Gradually I got used to it. Got used to the absence of fringe covering my mouth, and that could be tucked neatly behind my hair. I still remember one of my grown up cousins saying that people who have long long fringe that is the same length of their hair, esp center-part, look like those kind of obiang auntie. I think that is the primary reason behind the sudden separation of me and my long fringe.

My fringe never grew longer than my lips throughout rest of P4, P5 & P6. Sec 1 I was delighted to know that we were allowed to have long hair. I had always wanted long hair. When I was young I played with my Barbies' hair and almost destroyed it in the name of style. Perhaps that is why I wanted long hair, to experiment, I wanted to have something I couldn't have in the past. Ahh, the freedom.

When I grew my hair I suffered. There is this stage when your hair reaches halfway down the neck and yet cannot be tied. This is also the stage that causes you a lot of pain and suffering, as Singapore is a hot and humid country, and hair covering your neck is in the Top 10 Things I Do Not Want. Not only is it messy, dirty and stinky, it is also hot. I have always wondered how come all the people I see on the street and on TV have that kind of long-not-long hair, but yet never sweat. Me, I sweat like I was an ice cube melting in the hot sun.

Also, at that stage, your hair flies everywhere. You cannot tie it. But it's already longer than short hair. And if you are a person who cannot bother to walk around with a comb to comb it, like me, woe betide you. You will always look into the mirror and stare back at a person who has hair like a beehive with strings sticking out of it.

Yes, and when it can be tied, once again, problems. You tie it alright. There is something like hair coming out of your head at the back, but there are also 2 extremely thick and short locks decorating your ears. Those are the ones which you cannot tie back. And if you are like me, who has center parting, you clip them back, you look like an idiot. Sua gu.

Worse. You have center parting with short fringe. The fringe cannot be tucked behind the ear, nor clipped back, because you will look like a sua gu, and I do not want to look like a sua gu, as I am going through adolesence, and this is how I feel. Thus, you walk around with curtains over your eyes and you get scolded by your form teacher, who walks around with a curtain over her left eye also, no less. And this form teacher, when told by the class head that she also had curtains, snapped at him, saying that the problem with us was that we cannot see behind OUR curtains, and SHE could see behind HERS.

Gee, I wonder when she took lessons from Mystique or Shadowcat and learnt to morph into us or walk into us to know how we feel. Or perhaps she is a direct descendent of Jean Grey or Charles Xavier, who can tap into our minds as easily as we scold Mrs Chu. Not bad.

So I suffered thoughout the process, but finally, it paid off. Now my hair is long. When looking at myself, my mind does not register the fact that it is long, though. I will still think it is short. No surprise. When you have been walking around for 10 yrs with short hair, habits stay.

I'm thinking of cutting them off one day.

Lingga says @#%$! at 9:38 PM

My mouth very pain.................. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... I think coz just now morning yawn a lot of times, then stretch my jaws... now the jaws hurtie!!!! Waaaaa...

Spent a lot of time making stupid 6A blog... Go here to see ---->

6A we rule ^.^

Lingga says @#%$! at 12:18 PM

Friday, October 17, 2003

I AM BORED.... Wat 2 do? Nth 2 read, watch... PEOPLE FROM BOTH 6A AND 1/7 JUST ORGANISE STH QUICK I M DYING FROM BOREDOM.

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:07 PM

Faris is pretty impressive...

"ahz.. using bombastic english, wad adaucity to use it where the prescence of unwitty people are greatly humbled by our infinite restraint from this unnescessary use of powerful, overwehelming vocab of empirically and carefully chosen from the list of magnificent, unmundane wordly uses.... and we now perfect our speech by remedying it with this severe and elegant use of english speech... ah, the pleasure of expressing my views is widely pacifying my very need to review my previous, unroyal speech... in contrary to this currently ever continuing taslk,,,, i must halt myself bfore getting carried away in a tide of endless typing for it may drown me and i cannot bear the flooding of words"

I was just telling him "i dunno.. when i set eyes on it, an overwhelming sense of compassion and sympathy seized me... it was so overpowering, and i was so choked up with grief... so i decided to resist the temptation 2 wade it up and make my chinese teacher eat it..." about the science worksheet Mr Tan assign us... he dumped the Prime Minister speeching on me...

Very good all the same. : )

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:50 PM

I am BORED... neopets down..

Grace, quickly send me the stuff u want me 2 do for u!

Lingga says @#%$! at 12:50 PM

Chinese Paper

Goddamn them... they stick us with easy and hard sections. The tian xie han zi got 2 questions I completely blur qu... dunno how 2 write! Then i panic coz i tot i was the only idiot hu didnt noe how 2 do this kind of simple questions...

then i moved on 2 the nex section... this one got han yu pin yin so i noe how 2 do... quite sure all correct. then followed by the they gif u meaning u put in the ci yu one rite? that one the laz one i oso dunno.

The zao ju hor... hai shi bu yao jiang le.

But good thing is that the comprehension and summary was quite simple... i could actually do them!

Then exam over. Went 2 compare answers with other ppl. Found out that i wasnt the only idiot hu didnt noe how 2 do those. Felt relieved.

Went compass point for lunch. Later chased Sasa around entire level, which was like circle one wat. She on one side, we on one side. She take a step forward in right direction, we take a step forward in right direction. She stop, we stop. She run in left direction, we run in left direction. So fun. Then she run, we oso run in the direction she running. Chase her around until she reach the escalator, then she take down. We oso take down, but she nv notice. Jia go n stand nex 2 her on the exact same step she was standing on. Sasa look at Jia's direction, then look in the other direction. I tot she saw her. But no... we followed her all the way 2 Giodano there... then she turn around and the rest of us siam. But Jin Jun stay there a little blur, n she saw him. So sad. I was pretending 2 b looking at the t-shirts n i doubt she saw us lor...

We tried 2 convince her that Jia stood nex 2 her n even looked at her, but she claim nex 2 her don haf anyone. -___________________-'' Tian ah... how come tood until like that...

DT

Si liao lah.. I get all my plastics mixed up! Crap. Dont even noe wat is GRP. A lot of the plastic questions i anyhow put in shit, sure all zero. Crap.

EXAMS OVER LIAO. But i dont feel very happy or anything leh. Dunno y. I shld b whooping and jumping up n down leh. Muz b the results problem lah... dunnid go skool for 3 days, thu then return. then i think we get our kana results liao. Crap... haiz.

Listening to S.H.E's I.O.I.O. now.. quite cool leh. Like the tune. Veri cheerful. Then veri unique. ^_____^ Like it.

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:18 AM

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Oh god.. why do they haf 2 do this 2 me??

The maths paper 1 was pretty simple lor.. almost exactly the same format as last yr's paper... but easier. I was like thinking, oh my god, i may actually b able to get a decent score for this term's maths, forgetting, of course, about paper 2.

i got stuck on q 2 in paper 2. my correction tape dunno use how many times. then i gave up n skipped it. found out inside a lot of weird weird q which i dunno how 2 answer. I panic panic coz not enuff time, then i scribble, all the while panicking coz going 2 end liao, the paper... then i finished it juz in time lor, q2 i did at last, but anyhow gif crap one. i sure fail the entire thing one. oh my god... y is my life so miserable..

At least it's over...

OVER OVER OVER... I like this word.

Nex is chinese, haven study yet. wat is wrong wif me?? then followed by DT. I left my chinese cheng yu shou ce in skool!!! OMG.. how??? i got 60 cheng yu need 2 learn leh!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 2:24 PM

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Yoyoyo kiddies...

Monday

I m going to kill the RG girls 4 not hafing skool.

God... took Science and it damn scary. N u noe wat? 1/3 of the questions in the paper was from the assesment bk Jia lend me bring home. And the most infuriating thought is that, even though i fully did the questions, I DIDNT MARK THEM IN THE BK. So i didnt noe which one correct which one wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

So after that we went 2 the library. Tried 2 focus on Literature, which seriously, doesnt need 2 b studied. i didnt even noe the format of the paper. juz familiarised myself wif Monster n ZEEP. Then i told Sasa she'd lost her badge at the library. She veri enthu trek all the way from library back 2 the 265 bust stop at mrt station. Came back an hr later.

Today

Lit paper damn easy sia. Juz bluff my way thru. Wrote a lot. Thank god could do most of it. Got one q they even ask us 2 compose the nex 2 lines 2 the poem. GOD. My poem definitely sucked.

I paranoid leh. Got like 40 minutes left in the paper, i panic coz got 3 essay questions nv do yet. i rocket my way thru the paper n find out got another half an hr left. Wow. i write veri fast huh? my hand veri pain when i finish. then i think i will do ok for lit la. OKAY ONLY. Nicky veri scared he wont get good grades. but then, since he topped the entire level in literature last term, i don think will haf much problem la. or mayb he juz wanna live up 2 the reputation.

Maths tml. cant imagine y i m here toking 2 my blog when i shld b studying. i m premonition that tml paper will b veri diff leh. Is our maths teacher set one. i resolve to go after him wif a chopper if he sets difficult paper for us.

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:49 AM

Saturday, October 11, 2003

NG POH CHOON YOU FUCKER. YOU SLIMY ASSHOLE, YOU PATHETIC SHAMELESS DESPICABLE FREAK. YOU OF THE LACK OF BRAIN CELLS, YOU OF THE ZERO MENTAL PROWNESS, YOU FUCKING MORON.

YOU TOOK THE USERLOOKUP I MADE FOR YOU AND PASSED IT OFF AS YOUR OWN CREATION, AND EVEN DARE TELL YUXI THAT YOU MADE IT YOURSELF. AND WHEN I CONFRONT YOU, YOU DARE DENY. YOU CLAIM THAT THAT WAS ALL YOUR WORK. YOU EVEN SAID SOMETHING LIKE THE PREVIOUS COLOUR I USED WAS PURPLE, AND THAT YOU USED MEDIUMPURPLE. BULLSHIT. I KNOW MY OWN COLOURS. I NEVER USE SOLID COLOURS FOR USERLOOKUPS, AND PURPLE IS TOO DARK FOR THAT S.H.E PICTURE. PLUS, I REMEMBER VERY CLEARLY MY OWN WORK. IT WAS MEDIUMPURPLE TOO.

WHEN I ASK YOU WHERE YOU GOT THE COLOURS FROM, YOU TELL ME SOUPFAERIE.COM. YOU AND I KNOW VERY WELL THAT THAT WEBISITE USES HEX CODES, AND THAT THEY ARE ALL IN NUMBERS. NOW, IF YOU HAD VERY INNOCENTLY USED FROM THAT SITE, YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN THAT ITS ENGLISH NAME WAS MEDIUMPURPLE. WHEN I TELL YOU THAT, YOU CHANGE TACTIC AND TELL ME YOU COULD GUESS IT, LIKE LIGHTBLUE, YELLOW. YOU MIGHT HAVE TRIED LIGHTPURPLE, BUT MEDIUMPURPLE? NEVER. UNLESS YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS A COLOUR CODE THAT WORKD THAT WAY. AND WHERE DID YOU GET THE COLOUR CODE? FROM THE USERLOOKUP I MADE FOR YOU. FROM THE COLOURS I GOT FROM DRACO'S COLOUR PAGE, AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT PAGE. WHY ELSE WOULD ALL YOUR OTHER CODE COLOURS BE SOLID COLOURS?

JUST BECAUSE YOU CHANGE SOME OF THE FONT, PUT IN A NEW CURSOR, YOU FEEL THAT IT IS JUSTIFIED TO CHANGE THE "Lookup By snowy_firefairy" to "Lookup by frenz_forever1990". LET ME TELL YOU THAT NO, THAT IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. AND THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU COPY STUFF FROM ME. ARE YOU DESPERATE FOR IDEAS? DO YOU HAVE ZERO CREATIVITY, AND ARE SO DESPERATE THAT YOU HAVE TO STEAL FROM OTHERS? REMEMBER THAT STARRY LOOKUP? WELL, YOU COPIED THE ENTIRE THING WHOLESALE INTO YOUR OWN. MY WORK. YOU PASSED IT OFF AS YOUR OWN.

NEOPETS SHOP. GALLERY. PEOPLE ASK WHY OUR ITEMS ARE THE SAME. NO SURPRISE, SINCE YOU COLLECTED EVERYTHING I COLLECTED, SAYING THAT THEY WERE NICE. EVERY SINGLE THING I COLLECTED YOU DECIDED TO COLLECT TOO.

DONT YOU THINK YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR?

Lingga says @#%$! at 7:55 PM

Friday, October 10, 2003

PLEASE GO AND SIGN UP!!! PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!! Then i can get a lot of referrals! Please please please!!

Tpday we had our history... sux lah, I a lot of half half.. then finish the answers like not quite correct leh... then tikam some... hope correct... WAAAAAA.

SIGN UP FOR NEOPETS PLEASE!!!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 3:08 PM

Thursday, October 09, 2003

Wednesday

Jia and I were going to AMK library, and innocent Sasa didnt noe, so she asked where we going. Now, nobody will pass up such a good chance to make a joke, right? So i said, "we're going 2 the airport." Sasa asked why, and I said, "Jia's little sister is coming back from America today. She go overseas for childcare services." Sasa looked surprised, and instead of exposing the joke, she said, "Really ah? When is her plane?" To which i told her is at 2.30pm, and that we'd better hurry because it was 1.40 already. With a straight face, of course. Jia helped with lots of supporting sentences. However, Sasa pleaded that we go n eat at the canteen coz she promise the uncle she will eat n that he already save chicken for her, so we go n eat.

While eating, Sasa asked a lot of questions about Jia's "little sister." She was still clueless. Jia n I fought 2 keep straight faces. She asked, "Jia, u got sister one ah?" We lost control of our faces and almost fell off the bench. However, i regained my composure in 3 seconds and said calmly, "it's an adopted girl."

She asked which country she was from, I said "America, didnt i already TELL u?" Then she followed up with "America where?" I was already suspecting that would b her nex q so i said quickly "California." Then Sasa stare at me and asked, "how come u like noe more than Jia like that one?" To which i gave a very satisfying answer, without missing a beat, "Obviously is she tell me one lah. On msn. She nv tell u meh?" Sasa asked, "really?" I said "of course. She online more times than u wat. U c huh, u got internet suscription, limited hours rite? Jia don haf internet suscription, n so no specific hrs, so she can go online more times than u." She was satisfied wif this answer, but later asked, Then she asked, "California where?" Jia said, "Do u want her street and house number too?" Then she asked, "is ur sister coming alone?" "Obviously NOT, she's a 5 yr old girl, of course got nanny lah." "Hu is her nanny?" "How Jia noe? Is her parents employ one wat!" (Really sorry Jia, but i cannot remember all that u said... i EGO wat) Then she ask wat nationality, to which Jia replied sarcastically, "She is an INDIAN."

Not sure wat lies we spun and wat lies she ate... She took them all in hook, line and sinker. She even wanted 2 buy tidbits 4 the girl, n i was like saying, "Sasa, just after lunch, hw they eat?" Then she don buy liao.

Sasa veri diu lian... she was like going to say the words "she is from the outer circle" later, but it came out "she is from outer space..." I dunno how many ppl stared at us when we almost died of laughing.

We got down the bus 2 wait for 86 she STILL nv suspect anything. I told her Jia was going home 2 change clothes n she BELIEVED it. Oh god, does she haf any brain cells?? n she dare say she smarter than me coz i no brain n she got cotton wool brain.

Only when Jia press the bell 2 get off next 2 AMK library then did she stare at her n hit her. I marvel at the amount of time Jia and I managed 2 drag before earning that smack.

Today

English was ok. That's all i wanna say...

We brot Amy 2 the library, and it was normal at the beginning ok, we were studying veri "guai"...

Lunch came, we ate our fish n chips n Sasa eat her spaghetti.

Sasa found a bk on chinese names. Jay Chou's chinese name, Jie Lun, means "Outstanding Ethics", which is totally true. And u wont believe how many LOUSY N LAME names the ppl of the past came up wif. We laughed ourselves silly, inviting lots of stares.

At around 4pm, I doddled on Jia's hand. This led to an outbreak of "there-is-space-on-ur-hand-i-wanna-draw-on-it-itis". You will not believe wat we came up with.

Amy's hand

"Sin Yeow Rox" (Sasa)

"Wei le rang Rama he Dev zai yi qi, Amy fang qi le ai qing" (Jia)

"Mr Poh rang xiao nu hai feng kuang" (Sasa)

"Amy ai lao ma (old horse)" (Jia)

"Ai Amy de lao ma (old horse) " (Jia)

"Mr Poh hao shuai oh!" (Sasa)

Some more stuff which i do not much recall...

Sasa's hand

"Jin Jun rox. Mr Tan (sci teacher) rox. Seow Ho rox the most!!! *came with a picture of a little river and the chinese words "xiao he"* (Me, for the Sin Yeow Rox on Amy. I cannot tolerate the imprint of Sin Yeow's name on a friend's hand, not 2 mention the word "ROX" accompanying it)

"SaSa wei Mr Lim (math teacher) er feng kuang! *came with a pic of a luvsick girl n hearts*" (Jia)

"Wo ai Zhou Jie Lun, ke shi Zhou Jie Lun bu ai wo" (Amy)

Some moreA lot more stuff, but i cannot recall...

Jia's hand

"Wo shi xing gan nu shen~SEXY" (Sasa)

"Wo you na me mei ma? Wei shen me ni yi zhi kan zhu wo..." (Me)

Plus a lot a LOT of other stuff, which i really cannot seem to remember!!!! GOD, WAT IS WRONG WITH ME??? *knocks head against wall*

My hand

*least scarred coz i refused 2 let my arms b doodled on*

"Wo fu yong le SK-II mask! *came with a pic of QiQi*" (Jia)

"Wo shi ge bu xiao zi" (Jia)

"Wo ai lao ma, wo ai lao ba, lao ma ai lao ba, wo dou ai!!" (Jia)

Cannot remember too.

Through out the WHOLE time there were lots of people looking at our arms, because the words were big, bold, and well, OBVIOUS. The 2 sec 3 Andersonians nex 2 us were giggling at Sasa's arm, "Which Mr Lim huh? Mr Lim Yu Kee huh! *giggle giggle giggle*" Then got 2 guys walk past n one said, "oh my GOD," followed by the other guy "Oh my GOD"... -_________________-'' Wo zhe me mei ci dou zhe yang ah...

In the end we RAN 2 the washroom n almost peeled the skin away from our hands from the scrubbing... Jia veri poor thing... a lot is use permanent marker write, cannot wash off completely...

Then when we ran in, got a bunch of Deyi girls at the mirror there, n they totally STARE at us lor... taking in the "SaSa wei Mr Lim (math teacher) er feng kuang! *came with a pic of a luvsick girl n hearts*" as well, i bet... So diu lian... haiz... oh well.

I have learnt a lesson. Never ever bring a permanent marker along with you.


Lingga says @#%$! at 6:13 PM

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

That freak still hasnt given up, and is still harrassing Grace's blog. Gurlz, do n wage WAR on that MORON! Go give him a piece of ur minds!!!!

So today Sasa, Maryam and Jia and I r like walking to the bus stop 2 take bus rite. On the way from class third level to carpark Sasa fall dwn twice liao, firs she trip while walking down the stairs rite, then she walk down the pathway she stumble her own feet or sth... naturally we all laugh at her n she swear that if she knock/fall again she will disgrace her ancestors or sth like that. So we walk down this long path next 2 the road to the bus stop rite... then Sasa is like looking at the drain nex 2 us, on the other side of the path, and i was looking at her looking at the drain, and then i look 2 the front n see front got one pole, i tot Sasa will step out of the way but she nv, her head still twisted 2 one side n her water bottle uncapped in her hand. Then i shout "bu yao!!!!" and Sasa turn her head and promptly crashed into the stupid pole... her water bottle spilling water over her... then u can imagine how hard we laugh.. then Sasa veri diu lian go n bury her face in the walls n pillars... hahaha... she so poor thing attract solids like the wall... n got imbalance btween her 2 feet... ER.

Duo bei ai ah na ke lian de Sasa... but ta bu bei ai jiu bu hao wan le ma! Ta zai wo men de sheng huo li zeng tian le xu duo se cai... mei you ta, wo men huo zhe ye you shen me yong?? Si le suan le!

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:34 PM

Monday, October 06, 2003

I log in and gabriel lu comes and bother me. God! He has develpoed a habit of popping up and accusing me of liking BENJAMIN, crap him.

Wa Lao Damn Boring says:
sexually depresed

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
if i were i wld b you

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
u sissified example of a man, you are in no position to talk to me anywya

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
nah nah nah nah nah

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u grow a penis on ur head

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
i m sure u will b looking 4ward 2 that, but unlike u, i m not sick

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
yea rite everyday cum wif' benjamin not sick hor

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
u everyday accuse me of liking benjamin not sick ritw

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
yes tts not sick

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u lickin' his cok is sick sicko !

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
GOD. wat is ur PROBLEM? u fantasize about other ppl's DICK?!

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
is u

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
i wld nv. i told u u r the one hu brot up the subject, meaning that u tot of it

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
n y r u thinking about it?

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
u're fantaszing about it

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
u freaking asshole popping up 2 crap

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u freaking dickhead

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
fine, u senseless moron of zero mental prowness, copy my phrases

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u b*****

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
u female dog

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
bitch la u

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
if i m a bitch, u r a half-bitch

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u are super bitch

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
u BIMBO

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u den bimbo ah

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u r the real one

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
tok about brainless and monotonous

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
shhhhh

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
hu is the one going around copying sentence?

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u bimbo

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
i wld nv sink 2 ur level

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
cos i'm a higher lvl den u r

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
admit it

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
no. U admit it. u r just a hemoprodite hu doesnt want ppl 2 noe that he is DICKLESS

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
yea rite

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u neh no sex

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
r u hafing a split personality disorder or sth? coz the last time i remember, YOU r the one hu is SEXLESS.

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
is that all u can say? oh yes i remember. u haf limited vocabulary. no surprise there.

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
very funnny

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
i bet u throw urself on guys

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
the key word here is "bet". n u lose ok? i dont throw myself on guys. i haf INTEGRITY unlike YOU.

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u do u do my fooot

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
if u want 2 rebuke, y nto rebuke in a better sense? back it up wif evidence and proof. Or ppl will b seeing it as a pile of trashy crap. which it IS.

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
biach

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u r a biach

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
get tt biach?

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
no. but i noe that YOU are an IDIOT.

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
u are

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
biach

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
watever that means. i'm sure it cant get further than being associated wif bitches, bimbos, bisexuals, etc. That's as far as ur brain can go. Wait, i'm sorry. i don think u even HAVE brain.

I u dearly... And i dun even noe u ! well waddya think i was toking abt i was toking abt nonsense ! says:
yea lor no brain can go RI one

[Status: Depressed] .:Yiling:. Why is my bag so heavy... Exams SUCK! says:
for all we know that was a computering error

Later he say it's all a joke lah, i noe. dunno y scold until veri hen. i think is the exam stress. i veri frustrated, so vented it all out.

*

Then Grace's blog was spammed by some HORNY ASSHOLE. Posted explicit msgs on the tagboard and Grace and I waged war. Grace packed in a lot of info from Gabriel's conversation wif me in the first insult we dropped on him. I followed up too, and we put up a good battle anyway. That kind of people are really IRRITATING. Go to Grace's blog
to see the damage he did to her taggy...

Lingga says @#%$! at 5:53 PM

Yesterday nite at around 10, I had this terrible stomach ache. Didnt think much about it even though it was really painful, coz i tot it was juz another gastric or sth that wld go away soon. I rolled around in bed trying 2 sleep but the pain was really terrible... i turn on one side it's like the intestines being coiled around a fork like that one... then finally i fell asleep...

Woke up at 12 plus midnite. Had diarrohea. Stomach felt better so went back 2 sleep. But soon the pain came back. Couldn't take it anymore went outside tell my dadi wan vomit dowan vomit, stomach veri pain. Dad couldnt find any medicine so he say wat let me drink tea and then i wont vomit. I asked him isnt it better 2 vomit? He then said wat drink the tea will urge the poison and make u vomit. Now isnt that contradicting? i was juz 2 weak so i drank watever he gave me. i moz prob got food poisoning from eating the fried rice for dinner... my dad bot 4 me outside then the prawn like raw one... i remember coz sakae sushi the raw prawn i ate without knowing it was raw and spat it out... i think they just add the prawns 2 the fried rice n fry lah, nv cook... i nv finish the fried rice coz getting veri disgusting once i think of it.

After i finish the stupid tea stomach still veri pain. It was around 1 plus am. I was considering not going 2 skool that day, but didnt wan miss coz got exams soon. I flop on the kitchen table wif my hands clutching my stomach and like lie there coz veri no energy. Until 2 plus am then i go n sleep... i was thinking perhaps i wont go 2 skool, but mayb i will go 2 skool, that kind of stuff... stomach felt better, i slowly drifted off...

Woke up at 4.53am. Stomach a little bit queasy, but that's it. Didnt want 2 go skool, but cannot afford 2 miss skool too. I went back 2 sleep... drifted in and out of sleep..

Finally got up at 6am. Didnt feel tired at all. Mom go thailand so everything muz do myself. Haiz. Now stomach still a little bit weird. I dunno wat the hell i ate.

Lingga says @#%$! at 4:22 PM

Sunday, October 05, 2003

Haiz bloggie... I am a little bit depressed because I never finish studying history... tomorrow got school i am actually looking forward to it (for some reason why, i dont know, i wanna go AMK library study again leh) but i will haf 2 wake up early again...

i nv finish my chinese summary... it is crap, i don understand a single word, n dunno how 2 summarise too... nv chinese spelling oso... haiz

i fear exams, but i dont fear it in a way too. So weird leh... not much 2 write lah.. except my neopets userlookup ROX man...

Lingga says @#%$! at 6:36 PM

Saturday, October 04, 2003

Hey yo bloggie... woke up wif a splitting headache... brain like being crushed under a rock or sth... well I finished Imitation in Death after I woke up.. realised there r a lot of sick ppl in the world, god...

I finished all my hw except chi summary... well blah blah blah hu cares... i resolve to get started on my history n science revision... but remember my will power?

Just checked out the sanguine torch... (anderson online newsletter) It's actually pretty cool u noe...

my air con siao one leh. already 1 hr not cold yet. i noe it got faulty. i m almost suffocating. stupid air con. sometimes got air sometimes no air. GOD.

EXAMS.. i hate you... awwww....


Lingga says @#%$! at 5:05 PM

Friday, October 03, 2003

What is wrong with my MOTHER. She is so unreasonable. They dont understand anything at all. All she has done this entire day is to nag at me for not studying, watsoever. Look. I trust myself. I know that I will study. There is no need to reinforce that thought in your daughter's mind, espcially when you see her crying. Instead of wondering why she is crying, if there is something you can do to make her feel better, you threaten her with things she will do if she doesn't do well for her EOY. You make her even more irritated, more sad, more depressed, more miserable.

If she would just bother to observe me, not just base her judgements on everything she sees, she would realise that I am not just spending my days doing nothing. I study too. But just because when she sees me I am not doing much studying, she thinks that that is the entire picture.

Everything they do is right. Everything I do is wrong. They never ask for my permission and they switched papa and my sim cards. Now my sim card is in papa's 6100, and his is in my 8310. Mummy will bring the 8310 to her thailand trip, but needs papa's contract because his got free roaming, so they switch.

When i found out i realise my messages all disappear when they switch. I go n tell them, asking y mummmy don jus bring the 6100. Papa say wat mummy cannot bring that stupid thing to thailand. He just doesnt want to lose the phone that labels him more upper class or something. I ask them to switch back so i can have back the 8310, but she screams at me and say that i very ma fan, exam already still care about phone, didnt she ask me not to bring the phone to skool. I told her that it wasnt the phone i cared about, it was the msgs, but she said i should not even be sending sms. I just want to keep the msgs ppl send me. She manages to pull the entire EOY into the issue. She then drags up the stolen phone issue and scolds me more.

Sometimes life can be so messed up. You did not mess it up, but you have to suffer in the mess.

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:55 PM

My new second hand 8310 handphone SUX.

Firstly i wanna complain about the lack of english words inside it. The dictionary has so few english words. I have to spell "spell" myself. The previous owner i think is a malay girl. can tell from the contact lists and there is a voice recording inside oso. OH GOD THAT BASTARD HU STOLE MY PHONE...

Plus my ringtones!!! They are GONE.... and all my cutie msgs.... WAAAAAAAA *runs off and cries in a corner*

My eng compo not bad lah... xie de hai ke yi... but the chinese one i practically crap the entire thing sia.... xi liao...

Jia still put on her nic "mei fan nao de xiao hai" ... wo fan nao tai duo le... MY OLD 8310, I MISS U SO MUCH.... AND THE EXTRA $220 MY DAD HAD 2 PAY FOR THAT STOOOPID 8310. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U SICK SENIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:07 PM

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

My handphone got stolen today... some guy came in, ransacked my bag, found my handphone, and ran off with it.

How depressing. I'm not the first 2 b affected by this stinky shameless thief. In fact, I am not even the 2nd, or 3rd. Theft has occurred quite a few times around Anderson. When I catch that person, I am going to skewer him and skin him alive. He took Kum Boon and Lijie's phones too.

My mom totally freaked out on me when I got home. I told her it wasnt my fault. I'd left it in my bag, like i do everyday, and I nv take it out during skool, except at the end of the day when i check msgs or sumthing. If someone wants to step into 1/7, ransack, steal and run, I cant do anything. But she seems to think it is largely my fault. She keeps saying I keep losing things. That is totally not fair ok. I did not "lose" my hp. It was STOLEN.

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:09 PM

Do you know why Romeo and Juliet had such deep and earth-shaking love for each other?
It was because their love was short.
If they had gotten married, Juliet might have discovered that Romeo dug his nose. Romeo might have realised that Juliet snored in bed.
Romeo's love for Juliet might lessen because Juliet had grown into a fat and ugly old hag. Juliet might like Romeo less because he'd grown into a stinky complaning old man.
Do you realise why in fairy tales, the author never goes beyond "The princess married the prince and they lived happily ever after." ?
That's because their love for each other might be sweet and passionate the first day, warm and friendly the first week, lessened and lukewarm the first month, and finally, cold and distant the first year. Like a rubber band that stretches, stretches, thins... and snaps.
I do not believe in everlasting love. That is why I do not want marriages. I only want short but memorable relationships, for they are the ones that allow you to spend the happiest days in your life.

~Huan Mie De Tian Cai Meng (i added stuff)

Lingga says @#%$! at 10:05 PM

Heyo bloggie! Now in school free access lab trying to make my dreamweaver proj lor... the webbie... but i hate dreamweaver!!! i dunno how 2 use at all...

happy 2 say i not mugging at all... i mean, hu needs mugging? i don mug lor... i don haf the will power for it.

c u later or sth la, i gotta get back 2 my STOOOOOOpid dreamweaver... bye~


Lingga says @#%$! at 4:03 PM