Alriggggght. This might be a little bit late in blogging about post O Level activities like grad ball and mindless shopping, but I'm sure I'll catch up.
So after the Os, we all became stupid. Don't lie, I know like me, you did too. I lost a few hundred of those brain neurones as they degenerated rapidly without active use. I can't do mental sums for nuts. And I couldn't figure out how to fit 4 passengers in a taxi once. And I keep mispronouncing English words... the sentence SEEMS to start out perfectly fine but tends to end up gibberish.
To disguise my obvious slide into stupidity, I went shopping with Jin Ning and Amy a lot, in preperation for grad ball. Because you don't have to sound intelligent/coherent when you shop. Just shriek and point in delight and discuss frivolous stuff, what. We saw so many formal dresses and gowns, the only things I could think about at night when I tried to sleep were GOWNS SHOES GOWNS ACCESSORIES GOWNS SHOES etc. The first two days of shopping, this was all very well, because I was excited and anticipating the perfect gown and shoes, but it went totally downhill from then on. For one, our feet hurt constantly (and when I say constantly, I mean every damned day), and it got rather annoying to keep searching for a dress. It became somewhat of a chore. In between then I went to KL and almost bought the exact same dress as Jin Ning, who got her brown halterneck dress while I was gone. I took no breaks on my holiday, I shopped continuously and visited multiple shopping malls, where chinese sales assistants kept trying to talk to me in Cantonese, which I know not a single word of.
The salespeople in Malaysia are super duper friendly. They offer their help without you asking. They're constantly at your elbow (I'm not exaggerating). It
sucked. It was intimidating. I don't LIKE people hounding me when I'm browsing, or asking me if there's anything I'm looking for, or if they can help me with anything. Good grief, rest assured I
will request your help
if and
when I want it. I mean, the salespeople there FOLLOW you. You can trace out my path in the shop just by following them. If I stop, they stop. If I turn left, they turn left. If I run, they run too! It got so ridiculous, it was funny, and I'd lead them around the shop in circles before I got tired and left.
Plus, I couldn't help comparing KL to Singapore. It is NOT like Singapore, no matter what people say. Singapore is cleaner and the people are nicer and Singapore is bloody hell a lot safer, too. In one shopping mall, we came across this old woman who'd fainted and was kind of spasming on the ground, with a huge crowd centered around her. There was a security guard barking into his walkie talkie. 10 minutes later, we returned back to the crowd and the old woman was STILL on the ground. No one had bothered to help her up and give her some medicated oil or whatever. The most disturbing thing was that the security guard and 3 middle aged women (presumably shop owners) were LAUGHING, gesturing at the helpless old woman and obviously making fun of her.
The old woman is chinese and the guard and the 3 women are malay. In a taxi I later took, the chinese taxi driver blatantly expressed his dislike for the malays and their special privileges, and then proceeded to say some nasty stuff about them. Racial harmony there seems practically non-existent.
But the trip was good for 3 things: one, I got 2 pairs of fabulous shoes (cheap too). Two, I finally got
Twilight, the last book in the Mediator series which I have been searching for for 2 years, and
Queen of Babble, which is not in Singapore yet, I think. Three, I got
She's the Man original DVD at Borders for like 6 Sing dollars.
Back to Singapore. More mindless shopping! It was about 2 days before grad ball and I still hadn't yet found my gown. I trudged through Orchard Road and at the end of the day, resigned to fate and went back to Marina Square, to the first shop I had gone into on the first day of shopping, and took the first dress I'd seen. I'd insisted rather righteously that I was
not going to wear black, black was so
common, and no way was I gonna be caught in some
black dress for grad ball.
Ha-ha. Heaven makes sport of man. I wore black eventually.
My shoes were gorgeous brown open-toed pumps that added 6cm to my height. Teeheehee. Got them in KL for a steal, think in Sing dollars it's about 19. I'd wanted to pair gold with black lah, for my dress, but since my gold shoes had no heels at all, I went for some sort of a brown/bit of gold/black combination.
Kum Boon, Amy and Jin Ning came over to my house to prepare for the dinner at Grand Hyatt. We watched She's the Man and painted our nails. Things became a little eventful from then on. I kicked my slippers accidentally and my little toe on the left foot started bleeding. Consequently Amy kicked the bed in her new, just-bought-yesterday-at-Bugis black pumps and the heel of the right shoe broke. We tried to piece it together with super glue but it wouldn't hold very well, but as we were almost late for the salon appointment we had to leave my house for Bishan in a taxi. Jin Ning and Kum Boon suffered massive blisters on the way from the third floor (on which I live) to the ground floor to hail a taxi. Amy and I balanced precariously on our really-quite-high shoes; her because the heel was unstable, me because I am clumsy.
Things did not let up. We had trouble finding the salon! And everyone at the hawker centre bloody stared rudely as we stumbled by, uncomfortable in our gear. We stopped to get super glue for Amy's shoe and everyone except me bought black flip flops because their feet were in agony (mine were surprisingly okay). Then we found the salon, which was dingy and looked like it had seen much better days, and there was only one make up artist to make up 11 people. Amy, Jin Ning and I blanched (subtly) at the girls from school who already had their hair done, for they looked like they came from a getai concert in the 80s. They looked fucking hideous - we dismissed the notion of doing our hair immediately. The makeup was over dramatic and way too loud. We began to wish we'd simply settled down at home with Jin Ning's makeup set instead. Plus, no one else in the surroundings offered makeup services.
I got made up, but told the nice Indonesian (!) makeup artist lady to go VERY easy on the makeup. She had only one shade of pink lipstick and it was like hot pink -___- Her reds were flaming so it boiled down to the hot pink eventually.
And eventually, we made it to Grand Hyatt. It was fun to strut in like we belonged :) AMK Sec was holding their grad ball there too, but as quite little people attended they got a very tiny ballroom (Jia and I went to peek; I opened the door and banged into someone, afterwhich we both ran away squealing in a very mature way). We got the really big one with a very posh reception area and a mirror everywhere you turned. It was rather surreal, we felt extremely grown up and took lots of pictures of one another in our finery :)
Dinner was absolutely fantabulous. Grand Hyatt's prawns are fresh, plump and juicy (!!!!!!!!!!! *dances in joy*) I lost all shred of dignity the moment I picked up a plate, and went to squibble with the rest over the buffet selections. There was steak, ham, duck and chicken meat, seafood and the DESSERTS, my God, strawberry cheesecake and chocolate brownie cakes and mango mousse! Yummy.
Oh oh, I remember something funny. I'd taken 5 pieces of cheesecake for the girls at our table, one each of course, then when I wanted to start on dessert I realized there was no more cheesecake on the plate. Jin Ning had one which she had taken from the buffet for herself, but it turned out Amy had eaten 3 (three!!!) pieces and Jia had gone for seconds. So I shared the very delightful cheesecake with Jin Ning, who couldn't stop raving over the fantastic mango mousse, and told everyone to try it.
Nicky and Dev got nominated for Mr Enchanting! How absolutely spiffy :)
Amy, Jin Ning and I discovered the Grand Hyatt bathroom was lovely and stayed in there for some time taking pictures. They all turned out brilliantly because of the gorgeous lighting.
The dance floor was opened up late at night, about 10+, with Mr and Ms Enchanting opening the first dance. However, as Apple (4/1) and Shaun (5/1) barely knew each other, it was very awkward and they started gesturing to their friends for help. However, no one dared to go up and dance, so they were left stranded swaying to the music. I saw Kel and Shal and a huge group of them valiantly going up to the stage to help the couple out, so I dragged Faris and Amy and Jin Ning to the stage as well. Faris was good for about 5 seconds, then he lost his nerve and ran away. So now there were about 10 people on the dance floor and it was quite embarrassing as we lamely tried to sway to the beat. But in a few minutes the dance floor filled up and everyone started half-heartedly joining in the dancing. As the night progressed people started losing their reservations and there was a lot of booty shaking and humping going on, with Jia professing to hump 6 people in total and me calling her a slut.
We got downright dirty and danced our lives away.
After grad ball, Dev and Jia and I went to stay over at Nicky's house, which is another blog entry for another day. Meanwhile, welcome back, Lingga!